All Over The Place But WAIT there will be more ........ Next Week

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SPEAKER_01 0:05

What you doing over there, guy?

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I'm making you a little list so every week we just scratch off the week we just did.

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But then you guys won't have anything to talk about while I get the recorder set up because I'm way behind.

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It's better when it's a little wet.

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You know, that is a sound bite we have.

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Do we still have it?

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Yeah, I have it on the computer at least. One of the SD cards, I don't remember. It's somewhere. Should we kick this off?

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Yeah.

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Yah. Do the honors, Court.

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The honors of what? Kick the tires. Welcome to Heat Cheaty Garage, where friends come together to share the love of life, creativity, and everything in between. Season four, episode four, and today's date is six eight. Not six seven? We missed it by seven.

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That's why we put it off a day.

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Yeah, we missed it by a day. Freaking Adam pulled that out. That's why I had to. Around the table is the normal crew. What's up?

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Getting ready.

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The water table.

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The water table. Yeah, the wall table is like. Hey, hold on. Mark it on the calendars. We checked off a project yesterday. Yes, we did. No, we're taking that as a win. Yes. Not done. The hallway's done.

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The flooring on the hallway is done. It's not trimmed out.

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Why are you going to be so negative all the time?

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No, I I would totally roll with you on like a lot of windows. You don't have the threshold strips down. That's part of the flooring. That's that's the finishing.

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Good enough for me. Done.

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You know what?

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Annie's happy. She's sitting there lovingly looking at her stairs. That Logan knocked out of the park.

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He did a good job on that.

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Looked like he's been doing it. I mean, I'd put him up.

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That was funny as shit when he got done. He's like, guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. That was the first set of steps I've ever done.

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I'd put them up against I put them up against Hathaway for laying them steps in. They're laid nice.

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They're laid nice. Glued them all down.

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Old granddad is definitely better with a cola instead of diet or zero sugar mountain dew.

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Well, zero sugar mountain dew is where you made the first mistake.

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Well, I'm just trying to use it up. Yeah. I was trying to be healthy for like 10 minutes or something. 10 minutes, yeah.

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But what did we learn? What did we learn? Being healthy is dumb.

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I mean garage is clean. The tour's light tasty. Check that off list. Rearranged. This the miter box, circular saw, and table saw now live in that garage so they don't get bent. They're gonna be in that garage, yes, because one of them has a war wound.

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One of them does have a war wound.

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You can't it is hard to run a Milwaukee six seven inch, six-inch skills. It is there's a curve to it when there's a curve to the it's a compound curve.

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It's a banana.

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It's got a twist in it. Yeah, I believe that was struck by a skill.

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It might have been. That happens around here. Yeah. But so those are staying in there, huh? Yeah. I got room. I made room in there.

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So score.

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Threw a bunch of shit away, move some stuff around.

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I didn't. I was gonna get my garage kind of organized so I could start doing woodwork again, but I had to get that done tonight.

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That's why I didn't bother anybody. I thought Court said he had stuff he needed to get done on the house this morning. Tomorrow night I'm going to focus on that. Tomorrow night I'm going to reorganize the arsenal as it's been moved to HTG headquarters.

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Yeah.

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Tomorrow night I will be in decorum.

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Decor for ball.

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Yep. So that means I won't get home till like 10:30, 11 at on a good night.

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Yeah, if they get the game gets over in time. Yeah.

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I will probably. If it hasn't monsooned, I'm gonna try to mow the yard.

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So that needs done. I think it's supposed I don't think it's supposed to rain until evening tomorrow.

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Well, about the time I get home in the rain.

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Yeah, but see what I think that's about what I saw was about six or seven o'clock.

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Well, I got plenty of indoor stuff to do.

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My freaking yard is like I need someone to bring either a baler over or their livestock over. I don't know if my fucking mower will get through it, especially the backyard with all the weeds.

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Of course, I dare you to bring the donkeys over and put them in his backyard.

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If I had an easy way to haul them, I'd bring the horses and the donkeys all over there.

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We got an enclosed trailer.

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Put them all in the backyard.

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Doesn't uh Safety Steve have a livestock trailer?

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No.

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It probably wouldn't be the first time that his household has had livestock moving along.

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Yeah, I mean, and when it was brand new, it probably had horses back there. The cars are parked out there, and I took care of the grass. Yeah.

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Yep. Uh or oh, it's not mobile anymore. Damn it. I say we could go for the funny factor and grab an astro van. The one the one to become the astro camper.

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I mean, technically it is mobile.

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Oh, you put it back together? Oh, well. It's just rear-wheel drive.

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It's uh well, yeah. Maybe three wheel drive.

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Two may possibly three at this at the right moment.

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Yeah. So just break limited.

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Guess what? We didn't get anything done on this weekend. Or in the last week since they've heard from us. Uh my house. Your house, your Jeep, my scout.

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All of the things. I got my yard mode, the gardens planted, like the plants that Kelly's had growing in the garage in a bucket for a month. Wouldn't they be easier?

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Did you get those trees planted that you got to get out of here?

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I did not have trees planted. Mine died. I've got three that lived out of all of them I had in the garage. I got three that are still alive, so I'm watering them still in the in the pots. I was going to get them planted yesterday, and then my ADHD was like, oh, I need to fill this hole in. So I need some dirt. So I need to pull it off the edge of this ditch that I almost detractor over on when I mow it every time. And then that turned into dirt work for an hour and 45 minutes, and then it started to rain on me.

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And then I said, Hey, I'm home.

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Let's do hallway.

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Yeah. Uh, I was gonna tell you, uh, Chapman has a maple tree that's about if I had to guess, looking at it from all the way across the yard, it's about 15 feet tall. If you want to dig it out and take it out to your house, it doesn't have a it's not like it doesn't have a big like canopy on it, it just got really fucking tall and straight. So I'm assuming that the root ball isn't super big, so might be able to just kind of scoop it out with a skid loader, set it in the trailer, lay it down, and then just kind of get it backed up to the hole.

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Better idea. Let's go halves on renting a tree spade.

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Can you rent a tree spade? Oh, yeah. There's two runs. I think you'd want to run the tree spade where that thing's at.

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Why?

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Because it's full of fucking concrete and grapevines and it's a rental. It's a rental. Oh, I thought you were I thought you meant like going buying one. Sorry.

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No, we're renting. The buckers are expensive. I've been looking for a tree spade for about four years. So I think it it could be a nice little side business when there's a the random person like, oh, I wish I could move this tree. Hey, I can help you out. So what we do, we go to your house.

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On the trucks, like on the old military trucks, like they're like freaking got a 30-foot canopy on them already, and they're moving these things like holy shit, that is a lot of fucking tree.

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I want to move my nice evergreen that's right here in the way of backing things alongside the shed, or possibly the new addition, and put it where that little scrubby pine tree is in the front row, and the little scrubby pine tree is gonna go somewhere else. I can't can't kill him off. Brad and I saved him. It's because Brad started decorating him with Christmas lights about four years ago when Annie said to pull it out. Brad's like, no, and he put a little each year you we add about 25 lights to it. And so it keeps growing, it keeps growing, it feels loved.

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Yeah, I mean, if I have time to move another tree, I want mine have a tall tree.

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So I know, and like the soft trees, you know, soft woods aren't ideal, but they grow really fucking fast. I like you know, so for like your temporary ones, like hey, this is because I planted a soft maple at the old house 15 years ago, and that thing is taller than the house now.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

I've I planted two in the backyard at our old house, and I'll drive by there once in a while just to check on them, like the ones uh in Marion. I can't remember what anniversary we had. We had an anniversary and we bought two trees and put them in the backyard, uh, thinking we were gonna stay there forever. And then uh yeah, they're huge now.

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Um I know somebody that planted a tree in another person's yard because they're like, Oh, we'll be able to put our wedding tree here forever. And it's gone. It's gone. They don't own anymore. I'm pretty they might have taken that mowed that tree down when they've readed the whole all the landscaping. I don't know. It happens.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

Um yeah, but the the hard maple that I put next to it is I was telling Alex and I'm like, you might want to start trimming that soft maple back just so that that hard maple has room to keep doing its thing. I need to call that's gonna be your nice tree for a long time.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

Yeah, I need to call our arborist friend and have him come up and tell me how to trim my two beggar trees because the white tree is starting to wanting to curve because he's not getting enough light.

SPEAKER_03 10:47

Yeah, you'd have to cut the tree above it so that it gets light.

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Like a safari tree. That's what I'm thinking.

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Yeah, just you gotta be able to get light to it. Yeah, and then that's that's the like that's what I'm running into at Miranda's, like so many of the trees, because that oak tree is so freaking huge, like they're all grown out in an angle. So that freaking oak tree, you guys think my oak tree's big. That one frickin' Miranda's got makes a my oak tree looks small. Uh Cameron and I went up to that tree. Cameron and I could not touch hands around the trunk of this tree. And I asked Julie, because we were touching on one side. I'm like, how far apart are our hands on the other side? And she goes, eh, eight inches? And she knows what eight inches is. And then this is a measure like Izzy. Uh no, that's that's a huge SP. Eight inches and nine millimeters.

SPEAKER_01 11:42

Chad, her teacher. Yeah, you failed on that one.

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Or she didn't retain the knowledge that you're gonna do. Give Chad the rundown of that one.

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It's not that you didn't teach it. Yeah, I think she didn't record it. I always tell the kids I'm like, when they're like, oh, we didn't do anything in that class. I'm like, just because you didn't do anything doesn't mean nobody was doing anything, right?

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Give tell Chad the story, it's a good one to share. And you it was you were the direct experience on it.

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So we're all the stair treads were jacked, so we had to replace all those. And I was trying to figure out how we were gonna set the flooring it up, and I'm like, what's the thickness of that lip on the stair nose? And she's like, Oh, it's probably an inch, and I'm like, I appreciate the way you measure, but I go, it's probably closer to a half an inch. Can you measure it for me quick? She's like, Yeah, she measures it, she goes, It's an inch and two millimeters. And I'm like, How in the fuck is it an inch and two millimeters? She's like, Well, two sixteenths. I'm like, so it's an inch and an eighth. And she's like, at least I didn't say two little lines. And I'm like, that's true. And then I went over and measured it.

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Crossbreed measuring systems.

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So then I go over, I'm like, at that point, you can obviously understand I didn't trust her measurement. So I went over and measured it, and I'm like, it's half an inch. She's like, How do you get a half an inch? I'm like, because I wanted the measurement of this lip.

SPEAKER_01 13:12

Oh, she was measuring the overall thickness. So she wasn't wrong at it was an inch, but the cross pretty so the rest of the day it was calling out 16 says millimeter.

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Yes, which is kind of hard to figure out once in a while after a few beers. It's like, how many millimeters do you say? Three millimeters. Okay, that's three, sixteen. It's like trying to figure it out all day. It's like, what's three millimeters? Ciphering code. Yeah. So she's gonna hear this and be all pissed off.

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I was I was told that Logan was pretty nervous about the stairs when we were not there. He was just looking at it, and he's like, Fuck, uh they came out fucking perfect.

SPEAKER_04 13:54

Yeah, I think it looked great. This the skirt boards was the part I think he was a little nervous about because I think you guys were working on that when I ran home to grab glue. Well, I wasn't in there, as he said, it was just him in there, and he was looking at it, and he was kind of like, he did it what I was that's what I was thinking he'd do with the level or the square just on. I mean, that's how I would have it. It came out perfect. I like the way it looks.

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I think it turned out good. We had to trim each one twice. Yeah, I mean, there's a few no the left side was just once, the right side we had to do it, we had to trim everything, we had to trim everything once and cut the tit off the bottom once.

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Yes, but yeah, it I think it turned out really nice. Oh shout. Oh for shout. Well, yeah, that was a a quick project that turned into an all-day project. Turned into an eight-hour project. And we started at what 12 30, 13.

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12 31 o'clock. Got done about 11.

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Yeah. 10 11. Cameron did appreciate the stake.

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Good. Uh how is he feeling?

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Uh I've never seen him so miserable in my life. He came out of surgery and he was just laying there with his eyes closed. He wasn't saying anything, and you could just see the tears running down his face. He was in so much pain.

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I've heard that surgery is a bitch for an adult. It's not bad for kids. Both my kids had it done. So he had no big deal.

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Tonsils, his adenoids, and his turbochargers, all fucking turbo. Turbochargers? Whatever the fuck the things in your nose are. I don't know. Aden? No. Well, they took so his adenoids, they said were actually growing up into his sinuses. So like you might not tonsils and adenoids and something rotorooted up in his fucking nose, too. Yeah. Turbine turbinets, does that sound right? Turbinets. I don't know. When they said it, all I thought all I heard was turbochargers. So he had his tonsils, his adenoids, and his turbochargers all removed, and then the turbineets rotorooted. That sounds like a snar and go do uh and then it funny as fuck, because when he when because he came out and he was uh he was still under anesthesia, and he was so fucking uncoordinated, and I'm really used to feeding babies, so I was like spooning him ice cream, and I dripped some on his thing, and he goes, You motherfucker. I'm like, You did not just motherfuck me. I know you are fucking half looped up right now, but I know you didn't motherfuck me. I'll beat your ass. And then apparently he doesn't remember calling me a motherfucker at all. But so he came in, excuse. I was high on anesthesia, motherfucker. So they're like, Do you want any, you know, you want anything for the pain? And he's like, uh-huh. So she goes and gets something, she comes back opioids, and well, he probably went and she goes, I'm like, so what'd you give him? She goes, Oh, fentanyl. And his eyes were the size of fucking tuna cans. Yeah, he and Macy both. They're like, not from Mexico, fentanyl.

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Uh and then when Keelan was the accident time, they gave her fentanyl, and a little bit later, she's they're like, How's your pain? It's coming back. Can I get another shot of that one stuff? They're like, No, honey, you can't.

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So they gave him two shots of fentanyl while we were still sitting there. And uh at one point he was like, I'm not even high anymore. And then he turns to look at the TV and he goes, Oh, I'm high as fuck.

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You know, he probably won't be in pain right now, but somebody probably stole his opioids for his half fingernail.

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I have not. Um, but uh yeah, so he's uh he was up and moving around a little bit tonight. Uh he's got his girl. Thankfully, his girlfriend stuck her softball game got canceled, so she gets to take care of him. Well, I bet you take care of him in the evening. I'm like, right if she's I don't care what the fuck she does as long as he's not bitching.

SPEAKER_04 18:08

Right. Write a note down real quick for the Patreon to explain the new uh encouraging words as someone leaves your house. Oh, the what? We invented new encouraging words. We modified encouraging words. We can't discuss them on the main, but we can discuss them on the patreon.

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I got some I'll tell you about on the main. On the main? Actually, I already told you about it, but I'll share it with all our listeners because funny as hell. Might get us canceled, but that's okay. It could happen. I mean, worse things could happen. Um I was in Omaha over the weekend. Tuesday Thursday, Friday. Got out, drove out Thursday, came home Sunday for the International Stonewheel Congress. Um sidebar. Probably my last one. Uh, anyways, it turns out that Friday there seemed to be a heightened sense of security around there on Friday. I'm about just a bunch of stone wheelers. I mean, we're kind of rowdy, but really pretty self-regular regulated, you know. Saturday I figured out why. It was the Nebraska GOP convention. And they had tables of the most sequined stuff I have ever seen. Trump, Vance, America 250. Sequined, sequined, like sequined jackets and all kinds of crazy stuff. Cowboy hats super flashy, both sequined and non-sequined cowboy hats. They had uh, if your wife needed a nice little going out in her little dress but needed the little purse go with it, they had one shaped like a 1911 sequined. Uh, anyways, fancy. So we're we had to walk our hotel, so it's two hotels and the convention centers in the middle. So our hotel, you had to walk from it, you had to walk down the hallway past the restaurant, and they had all these vendors set up the hallway. Um, as the snowmobile vendors had been up Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday morning, they kind of started taking down as the other stuff went up. So you're walking past all their breakout rooms for all their different districts are yellows. We get it's lunchtime, and we get down to the banquet room that our lunch is in, and the old gal taking tickets there was uh she's outspoken. We'll just leave it at that. And I look at her as go and I said, you know, I said, I just walked through all that GOP stuff. So I was kind of amazed. She was why I said I walked all the way through there, and not once did I get I have to wonder if it was a he or a she. She looked at me and she's a Republican. I mean, I think I know I definitely know she's not all the way the other way. Yeah, but she kind of looked at me and she thought she was I don't know what to say to that. I said, Mark this on the calendar. I finally made a statement that left you speechless because she's always got something to correct me on. Andrew just looked at me like, shut the fuck up. That's funny. Your wife would never apparently my I don't give a fuck attitude all weekend was not conducive to yeah, but if it's your last one, who gives a fuck? Well, next year was gonna be my last one. Then I've I learned some things and I'm like I feel bad because it's Cal State. I really like to go see Cal, but I'm gonna go see Cal's. Oh, what the fuck? I don't know that I'm sorry if I was pulling on your.

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Headphones, Chad. I don't know that my sandals got stuck in it.

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Your sandals, you either kick them off across the room because they got a pebble in them, or you're getting them stuck in shit.

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Can't help it, man.

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Had to make some little straps in the back, like little kid ones with it.

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Four-wheel drive, like the Crocs.

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You ain't got four-wheel drive. You don't need four-wheel drive with burks. They're just fucking ready to go all the time. Unless they're fucking wet and you walk on a smooth floor, then you're gonna fucking hit it. They're slippery.

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So many jokes are. What else, boys? What are we doing next weekend? Are we doing anything or should we just hang out?

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I'm gonna be swinging a club and pretending I know what I'm doing.

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You're gonna be whacking balls. Oh, I've heard some predictions for next weekend. I think this might be the most off the hook one yet.

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Did you listen to our our friends possibly that are coming?

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And he is, I have not heard anybody be that excited about an event or a trip since I don't know when.

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He's very excited to come to the flatland.

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He is. He's never been to the flatland.

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I mean, what's not to be excited about?

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He's never been west of Indiana.

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That's what he was saying.

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The Illinois border, Indiana.

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Right. So they had a long haul. Let's say 12-hour trip. Yep. Something like that.

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Well, you've done it.

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I know. I slept most of the way though.

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I know, passenger princess.

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They're they're they're being uh like passenger princess is an insult. Right. No, I meant it's like I embrace being a passenger princess.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

I'm sorry, did I if it came off as an insult? No, that was a jealousy. I was a passenger princess most of the way to Omaha back then.

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And I even cody made sure I got there safely. I just sat in the back seat.

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You guys were such good trailer draggers that he never even worried. You just snooze even with the blown-out shock.

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I was still riding comfy in the back.

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Blown-out shock was on his side. Just saying.

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Blew it out. Is that a fad joke? I think it was. Some feels like he's not fat. He's a big bone. Some bitch. Some bitch. I think uh Iowa Rust took care of that one. Yeah, well. 100%. It lost all its oral.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

So all it's rural. But, anyways, no. Uh he he's talking about bringing calibrating devices and uh wanting to spend hundreds of dollars making cannon shots, golf ball cannon shots. Andrew's like, you only get one. I said, You let him shoot at all he wants if he's paying.

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If he's throwing money down, I said let him keep shooting.

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I said, let this all they want.

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Let him try and get a fucking hole in one on the par five. Is that where they're putting it? Is that what I'm gonna do?

SPEAKER_01 25:02

I've no idea. I have no idea where they're putting it. Um yeah, have we said what's really going on?

SPEAKER_04 25:10

Uh golf tournaments this weekend. Why it's warriors, just the golf tournament? Why's it? Just any old regular golf tournament? It's gonna be the shit show golf tournament of Heartridges. You mean the funnest ever? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 25:22

Well, that's kind of what by definition a shit show is.

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Zach plans on having at least one broken club. Adam hopes to see someone.

SPEAKER_03 25:31

Zach, you can't ruin the fucking green breaking your club. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

I don't think he's worried about him breaking it. It's his three teammates.

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He's golfing with three guys that don't golf.

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He's golfing with Julian, Hathaway, and Ricky.

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I mean, sounds like three great guys to fucking ball.

SPEAKER_01 25:50

Oh, I think it'll be a great time. We will be driving by heckling the hell out of them in a rental golf cart because ours ain't gonna be done.

SPEAKER_03 25:58

Not pretty good. I mean, we could drive it.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

You're gonna you're gonna run throttle and I'll run drive?

SPEAKER_04 26:03

I think that'd be kind of fun. I'll drive the rental one.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

Someone's gonna push them up the hill. Someone's gonna push him up.

SPEAKER_01 26:11

We can bring up a throttle in a week. Depends how much other stuff I have to get done first. We'll see.

SPEAKER_04 26:17

Yeah, is there any other like last year? They had projects to finish the night before the golf tournament.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

I've already been asked, will the pool be open on Friday night? I said, text me when you're getting close and I will let you know.

SPEAKER_04 26:27

Right. So I was figuring Friday night we'll have stuff to put in the trailer and moving.

SPEAKER_01 26:36

Uh she'd like the trailer over earlier this week. Because there's so there's a whole pile of shit in my garage I found that needs to go back in that trailer. Chad can confirm.

SPEAKER_04 26:46

And there, yeah, the pack outs and all that kind of stuff need to go in there. It needs probably needs to be organized. It's a mess in there.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

It probably does. We'll let Annie do that.

SPEAKER_04 26:53

What did we do last time? What was time last time we had the trailer out? Meat paddles or cookie walk. I think everything kind of got thrown back in. No, cookie walk. We just did it without it. No, we did do a cookie walk. I took it to the cookie walk. Yep. I think everything just got kind of got thrown back in the trailer.

SPEAKER_01 27:11

That's where it's we need to find somebody that would uh do us a solid on doing some large graphics for it.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

It would be cool to get why it's where there's graphics down the side.

SPEAKER_01 27:20

Definitely.

SPEAKER_04 27:21

I need to hook it up.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

If anybody has suggestions for that, hollow.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

Uh Brandon Lynch has a cutter. Does he? Do you just want it back in? I'm gonna go down there tomorrow or Wednesday and get tent cut for the for the triple X flex.

SPEAKER_04 27:34

Triple X flex getting tent cut. You just want it back in the driveway then? Yeah. If I have a free moment? Free moment, I'm gonna hook it up and drag it over here.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

I was gonna tell you tonight and I didn't know what it is.

SPEAKER_01 27:49

North side.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

I mean, if I get it in the driveway, he's lucky.

unknown 27:53

True.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

I got a skill loader, I can move it around.

SPEAKER_04 27:56

That's true. I'm probably gonna give it a couple days. Like it might be a little bit more than a little bit. I kind of thought that that's why I didn't sloppy mess, and someone tore up a bunch of the yard in front of the trailer. Damn it, Caleb.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Probably Kalen. Caleb probably.

SPEAKER_03 28:13

Someone running around with half your DNA. That was me. Oh, where you're cutting off the trailer.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

I said Kelly wasn't driving.

SPEAKER_03 28:24

Yeah, she well, she's only got half his DNA for about two minutes in her. I don't know. Probably the way he talks. Yeah. Cancel. He never says how long it lasts, though.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

I should shove. She's she's gonna make you walk across the hospital with a bum leg again.

SPEAKER_03 28:47

Or worse. She might break it and then tell you to go walk to X-rays.

SPEAKER_01 28:52

No, next time, next time I dare to cut it open, she'll just start cutting. Stab you in the leg. I do love Dr.

SPEAKER_03 28:58

Kelly. She's pretty. She wouldn't do that. She's a sweetheart. She's a wonderful woman.

SPEAKER_02 29:04

She's gonna get out the reflex hammer and kneecap you.

SPEAKER_03 29:08

Yeah. Let's check your reflexes. Except it won't be the reflex hammer, it'll be a maul. Yep. Filed to a point. That woman doesn't know how to stop doctoring. That's very true. She doesn't either. She was not very concerned that I was missing half my thumbnail, though. She goes, Who? I guess uh antihistamines and ibuprofen. She probably didn't believe it was really missing. She thought you just was trying a new angle for I don't even think I sent her a picture of it.

SPEAKER_01 29:37

I mean, she wasn't even my doctor yet. She was doctoring last year.

SPEAKER_04 29:42

I know she was when I was over here yesterday, she was work or when I was at home yesterday, she was working on her computer.

SPEAKER_03 29:47

So she replied, Yikes, I'm not on call. Ice elevation and ibuprofen. I wish I'd ordered that suture kit. I'm like, well, there's not much to sew together. It's gone. It's gone.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

I'm glad she's finding her work life separation. No, she's not.

SPEAKER_04 30:08

Well, a little bit. She's not answering as many texts.

SPEAKER_03 30:12

She's well, it's because you can't because they don't want it going through text anymore. Text and you got to go through the portal. Yep. Taylor.

SPEAKER_01 30:19

Yeah, then the portal doesn't fucking tell you when they respond back. You gotta go look. Oh, mine does.

SPEAKER_03 30:24

There's probably a notification setting you to figure out.

SPEAKER_01 30:27

It's probably because fucking T-Mobile's fucked it up and I don't know about it.

SPEAKER_03 30:31

Well, that just happened today. So if you haven't been getting them, I didn't respond.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

I have not responded to it.

SPEAKER_03 30:37

You don't get a choice. That was just them telling you that they're doing it.

SPEAKER_04 30:41

Because I can't send any messages. Oh. I have to click a button that says SMS.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

Well, mine's been doing that for a while. Like I said, that was my FBI agent. Maybe they send it to the case.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

It's been a while like uh sending messages to like I can't send messages to people with Androids unless you select SMS. If I'm on Wi-Fi, if it's data, everything goes through perfect. Okay, so I was at home, so it was on Wi-Fi. So see it, kick your Wi-Fi off, you know, just go off plain, you know, off your data, and I bet it'll send just fine.

SPEAKER_01 31:18

I say anything.

SPEAKER_03 31:20

I hit the SMS button, so it switched it over. Yeah, because it just says cannot be delivered or something, right? Yeah. Oh, so on uh but mine go to you. Aren't you on T-Mobile? Yeah. I don't have a doesn't so it doesn't seem to do like it never does it for you. It only does like Chapman's the biggest one I notice. That well, he's probably under surveillance, and now he's but he's on Apple now too. Recently switched, but uh Wednesday I did take the uh I took the flex over the drag strip. Oh, you did ran that around. How do you do? Uh 14.5. My reaction time sucks. Balls. Uh my fastest was 14.7 at nine almost 95 miles an hour with a point four five reaction time. So I'm like, man, if I get that reaction time down, that'd be a pretty freaking quick quarter mile. Yeah, I didn't know you were going over. I didn't know you went over either. I told you guys on Sunday that I was going.

SPEAKER_04 32:33

You said you mentioned it, but I didn't know for sure if you like so for sure we're going.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

Yes, I probably made I don't know, 10 passes. I don't think I did anything Wednesday.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

I mowed lawn.

SPEAKER_03 32:45

No, you got I think you guys were all laying on the couch.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

No. Oh, I mowed lawn, then I moved all the shit around out here.

SPEAKER_04 32:53

I don't know what I did when I was. So wasn't it Wednesday night?

SPEAKER_01 33:02

It won't get wet. You could take it apart.

SPEAKER_04 33:06

I've been really good at laying the couch lately. Oh, that's nice. I've been really into that.

SPEAKER_03 33:12

Yeah, so did the you know all their you know, their practice runs and that, and then uh I went 0-2 in the bracket racing. So did race a Tesla. I tell you what, when a Tesla goes around you at a fucking 130 miles an hour, it sounds like a really high-pitched whistle.

SPEAKER_04 33:31

Yeah, because Chapman have his out there.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

No, it was a guy from Dubuque that had his Tesla out there. He was running fuck was it? What was he running 12 to 125? Somewhere 12, 12.5 at like 128 miles an hour.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

What's the breakover point you gotta put a cage?

SPEAKER_02 33:53

Uh for modern cars, it's pretty low now, like a 9-9.

SPEAKER_03 33:56

Oh, is it really?

SPEAKER_01 33:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:58

Um, I think they said once you get to once you get in the 12s, you gotta put a helmet on. What about seat belts?

SPEAKER_02 34:09

Uh I I don't remember what the cutoff here was. Somewhere around like 2010, that it went way down. Okay. Um for like my IROC, like uh 1149. I gotta have a roll cage.

SPEAKER_01 34:20

I remember like Timmy broke with the CUDA that one time.

SPEAKER_03 34:23

He broke you, they'll give you one time. 11. Like you get your runs, and uh and they came up to one guy. Uh Lucas came up, you know, he was walking while people were coming through the line. He goes up and goes, You need to put your brain bucket on. And so then the guy, you know, he he had it was the guy in the Tesla. He had to have he he finally got down, he was running down in the 12th, and he was always sitting there playing with his computer and his screen the whole time in between his runs. And so he had to put his helmet on.

SPEAKER_01 34:54

Speaking of uh wearing helmets and doing car things, our buddy Art did some road racing Sunday. He just sent me a snap that he uh is upgrading the brakes, so he must plan on continuing on with the I think he and he was out there last week uh they're doing some stuff for white the golf outing, and he was talking about it.

SPEAKER_04 35:14

They said it was a fun time.

SPEAKER_03 35:17

Yes, I I uh ran into my predecessor out there. Didn't he? Yep, okay, Wiedeman was out there. Was he he showed up and he goes, they racing tonight? I heard they might be racing tonight. Fuck, Wiedemann's gotta be fucking 75 now. And he's out there and he's fucking bouncing that thing. Woo! His Mustang, his Mustang. Um, you know, hitting the burnout, you know, the burnout zone. And he's at least seriously, he's gotta be 75. Hey, you're only as old as yakt. Oh, that fucking guy will be frickin' 17 forever. Yep. Um, and uh right in my old neighbor growing up, he was there doing a little testing and tuning. He uh took out his uh I can't remember what transmission he said he was he did have in it. Uh, but he goes, I had my drag car all done in February, and I'm like, oh, I might as well start working on the El Camino that he used for sick week. Might as well start working on that. So I took the tranny pan off to uh do a fluid change, and I found a piece of plastic in there. And he goes, and that piece of plastic might have been in there for all three years that I was freaking drag racing this thing, but now that I know it's in there, I don't trust it anymore. So he ended up putting uh putting a 4L80 in it. So he goes, that 4L80 switching from whatever he had before to that 4L80, you know, with overdrive. He goes, that fucking got me eight miles to the gallon going with overdrive.

SPEAKER_01 36:57

Our buddy Lee was cracking down some.

SPEAKER_04 37:00

He's in Chicago.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

Yeah, power tour.

SPEAKER_04 37:03

Yep. Are you gonna put the cage in the IROC right from the start? No, no, you're gonna wait.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

I'm not planning on it being that fast.

SPEAKER_04 37:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:10

I didn't uh we because you don't want to be? We have been asked about doing a cage.

SPEAKER_04 37:16

Really?

SPEAKER_01 37:17

Uh a B hoop and kickers. Oh, you guys already have a cage. Run that give yeah, that quarter mile away.

SPEAKER_03 37:31

I'll bet it does 20s.

SPEAKER_04 37:33

I don't think that thing's gonna get down to track very fast.

SPEAKER_03 37:35

That would be funny though, if you just took took your 42s off and put on some freaking, put some all small factory, you know, some raised tires on it, drag tires.

SPEAKER_01 37:46

Like stock truck tires on the front lead of the 42s on my Tyler guy over overdo, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 37:52

He's doing burn out, but uh the the latest Peck Brothers, yeah. They they've been fighting over who had the biggest motor. Well, the one Jeep that they've been working on. I don't watch it, so we don't they're pretty interesting to watch. Yeah, I just never got into it. They do a lot of weird stuff too that I don't watch, but their Jeep stuff I watch. But uh the one brother just put uh LS twin turbo 5.3 in his Jeep, they just finished it up and then they took it to the dyno. Like 600 and some horsepower it was getting. It's like that's nuts in Iraq.

SPEAKER_01 38:23

Why do you need at what RPM though?

SPEAKER_04 38:25

I don't know. See, that's the key. He was just ripping on it.

SPEAKER_01 38:29

It sounded like you can have 600 horse, but if it's up there at above 2500 rpm, it ain't doing you any good.

SPEAKER_04 38:35

Oh, it was weird.

SPEAKER_03 38:36

But if you get but if you got 600 at 6,000 rpm, you probably still got 450 at three. Possibly, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:44

I just that seems like a lot of horse ponies for a rock crawler.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

Did you hear a lot of rpms anytime you've been in the scout though? Only the one time.

SPEAKER_04 38:52

I hear more RPMs in the heap than I did in Scout because I like to hit the little pedal.

SPEAKER_02 38:59

I know. See if the IROC is faster than 1149, I just don't go to the track anymore. It's not a big deal.

SPEAKER_03 39:07

Yeah, but yeah, and then God recently the check engine lights started coming on. Low system catalyst efficiency on bank one and two. So you don't need it. I know, but I noticed my quarter mile times, they kept getting slower and slower and slower through the night, even if my reaction time stayed, you know, consistent. It it lost about four tenths through the night. So I'm thinking they're kind of might have to pull those out and make a jig for it to bolt it in place, cut the cat out. Your fastest time was what 14 1475 at like 95. And were you were you leaving it in all wheel? I can't get it. There's no adjusting. Oh, you can't know adjusting.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

Yeah, I I pulled up and I looked at uh Ryan. I'm like, am I gonna look like a douche canoe if I don't do a fucking burnout in the thing? Because like I don't even know how to fucking do a burnout fucking all-wheel drive vehicle. He's like, All the he goes, most of the guys just romp on it coming out of the box, kind of clearing the tires off.

SPEAKER_01 40:21

And so I almost want to take the Cherokee over there. She wanna do.

SPEAKER_04 40:25

I want to take Icky to see what it would do.

SPEAKER_01 40:28

I was planning on having the the 50 back, having a back together and taking it over there when he was over there, but I didn't get it back together. It's still not back together.

SPEAKER_04 40:36

I think icky'd probably get about 20 seconds.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

24th is the next time they're doing it. I'll bet Icky's faster than you think. Problem with icky is there's not a lot of weight over the rear rear wheel, so traction's gonna be that's an awesome burnouts, though.

SPEAKER_02 40:48

You gotta not do all of it all at once, right?

SPEAKER_03 40:50

Kind of gotta run. Have you met Corgos? We might just his previous statement. I like to use the skinny pedal.

SPEAKER_01 40:57

You can just put a toggle switch in there for a throttle pedal at the drag strip for it.

SPEAKER_03 41:00

Yeah, but just let her eat. He might just need a brick underneath the gas pedal.

SPEAKER_04 41:04

Put it to the boards. I don't I don't think it's that fast. It doesn't feel that fast. I just when I'm out driving it around and rip on it, it doesn't feel that fast.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

I'm curious to see what the the fit what Able do. I said 24th is next time. June 24th.

SPEAKER_04 41:27

That will be That's the weekend before we rough, right? The Wednesday before we rough.

SPEAKER_01 41:33

Wednesday before we rough. We have a lot to work to do soon.

SPEAKER_04 41:45

Who's a passenger?

SPEAKER_01 41:46

I don't know. His wife was asking about if you're gone or not. Yeah. You're going with us in Indiana?

SPEAKER_04 41:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:53

You're going on too, aren't you, Chad? I think. Yeah. Good.

SPEAKER_01 41:56

I hadn't I had we were all going. I I hadn't heard any official yeses.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

We haven't heard anything official on yes, we're fucking going.

SPEAKER_01 42:05

Oh, we're going.

SPEAKER_03 42:07

We're at least taking one vehicle there.

SPEAKER_01 42:09

No, we're taking two. It just depends what the second will be.

SPEAKER_04 42:14

For sure one. Because I think we can get yours dumb in time.

SPEAKER_01 42:17

Guyard just might be riding on the trailer wire in yours. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 42:22

Better make the trailer enclosed. We'll put it. I don't think I'd do good with traffic whizzing by at 75 miles an hour pulling wire.

SPEAKER_01 42:31

Hey, well, you'd be going 75 too. For this trip, it only has to start and start and run. It does not need turnchles, wipers, all that bullshit for this trip.

SPEAKER_03 42:41

Starting and running's the fucking easy part. It's all the other fucking bullshit.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

That can wait till winter if needed.

SPEAKER_03 42:47

I would like my lockers to work.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

Yeah. But we can do that with Milwaukee batteries.

SPEAKER_03 42:53

True story. 12 volt battery. Yeah, because you don't need all your fucking lights and all that bullshit. Like you just we need to get it wired and fired. Hey. Right. Drop lockers and engine.

SPEAKER_01 43:06

Both lockers. Wires come up to the cab. I have that 12-volt adapter thing that Art gave me, but we're going to run it through a house blue box and what light switch.

SPEAKER_03 43:16

Fuck yeah, that'd be fucking awesome. No, better yet. A two-gang switch. So you get front one, back one. No. No, we need one of those guillotine cords.

SPEAKER_04 43:26

I'm cool with it.

SPEAKER_01 43:27

Hey, we need one of those guillotine switches. Oh, the knife switches? Yeah. Tonk. I think I had. I might have.

SPEAKER_02 43:35

If you're gonna do a regular light switch, you gotta have the man cover. Like the big bonery flip. Oh, guy, I can draw that.

SPEAKER_03 43:44

Turn a big square pecker into a dong. So yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:48

I mean, I s I still have my doubts because my house has to be my priority.

SPEAKER_01 43:53

Hey, house is your priority. Mogo's mine.

unknown 43:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 43:58

After sad. After Sunday, I got a tour guide on Sunday.

SPEAKER_04 44:05

Tour guide on Sunday?

SPEAKER_01 44:06

They're here till Monday.

SPEAKER_04 44:07

Ah.

SPEAKER_01 44:08

So Sunday, we're gonna go do a little sightseeing and then we're gonna record. So nice. Speaking of which, we've got them 45 minutes. Have them come stain some wood. They probably would.

SPEAKER_04 44:25

I don't know if I'm gonna stain the trim. So all the the windows I've done so far, I had to sta the trim all pre-stained and varnished, like they're polied or whatever. That was all done. But I have to I have to take off the roundover on the bottom board, and I have to make a roundover on the end of it so that way everything matches up nice the way I like the way my OCD works when I'm trying to do it. And then I just restain the raw wood and do a wipe on poly to finish it, so that way it's all finished. So I'm trying to decide: do I stain all the boards and continue with that process, or do I make all the pieces and then stain them and poly them and put them on? I'm not like which is gonna be faster. Because if I pre-stain everything, I can do a window in about 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 45:21

I'd probably lean towards pre-staining unless you're getting some kind of tear out.

SPEAKER_04 45:25

I'm not getting any tear out because I'm just I'd keep rolling with that. Because you remember the night like I got the stop set up in the saw, and I just kind of push it through sideways to take that little bit of edge off. And then I just take the router and I've got a just so it matches the roundover, and I just round over the edge and it's done.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

At worst, you're staining a little bit more than you need to, but it's you're saving all that time on the back end.

SPEAKER_04 45:49

So I just that way when I cut it and get it all fitting, it just nailed on and I'm done versus get it all fitting.

SPEAKER_02 45:55

But then all your scrap stuff can be for other little projects that are for fun.

SPEAKER_01 45:59

If we would have been thinking, would have had all your shit stained. Because I bet a hungover Mark Hathaway does trim work way faster than we do.

SPEAKER_04 46:10

Probably.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

Especially if he had about six drunk half hungover Indians to be handing him shit.

SPEAKER_04 46:17

Yeah. I mean, but yeah, I so tomorrow my game plan is to get everything kind of reorganized in the garage. I gotta move the tractor and move Icky around and get my open space.

SPEAKER_01 46:28

Do you need a do you need somewhere to put Icky inside so you have room?

SPEAKER_04 46:33

It'll be fine over to the Kelly stall. Because I want it home so I can still drive it.

SPEAKER_01 46:38

Well, I'm just saying for like a day or two.

SPEAKER_04 46:40

It's gonna be way more than a day.

SPEAKER_01 46:42

I think tomorrow night I'm gonna get done, whatever needs to get Andy needs to get done. I want to get the 50 back together so it's drivable by the weekend. And then I'm hoping Guy wants to come out and drink beer at some point and I hate drinking beer. And and and walnut blast the other head.

SPEAKER_03 47:01

That's not that's not a beer drinking activity. Your beer would be gross by the time you get it. It'd be super gross.

SPEAKER_01 47:06

If we were on a straw and you like took it in your pocket, you'd be fine.

SPEAKER_04 47:10

Just buy one of those water bladders and fill your beer in there with the straw over your shoulder.

SPEAKER_01 47:14

I you know, if I dig around, I probably still have my hydropack somewhere. Yeah, the hydro pack.

SPEAKER_03 47:19

Hey, by the way, I was just outside P. Um short subject. Is uh well for some of us. Uh if I just been not getting outside enough, uh, this is the first time I've noticed the lightning bugs at night.

SPEAKER_04 47:36

Oh, I haven't noticed them either.

SPEAKER_01 47:37

No, Amy noticed them like a week ago, I think, but they were real faint. No, they seem early. We were somewhere else and she noticed them.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

They seem early this year.

SPEAKER_03 47:45

This is the first this is the first night I noticed them. And then I just started thinking of lightning bugs floating on a breeze. Baby get ready.

SPEAKER_01 47:58

We didn't even turn on 90s music yesterday. That's why it took so long. I think they say that the earlier the lightning bugs, the worse the winter.

SPEAKER_04 48:06

Awesome.

SPEAKER_03 48:06

I don't believe any of that shit anymore. At least for winter. Like they're never right on fucking. They keep saying it's gonna be the worst winter. They've been saying it's the worst winter ever for freaking 10 years.

SPEAKER_01 48:17

It's because they gotta hype it up to sell bread and milk and eggs. I mean, would you watch the news if they said, oh, it's just gonna be a normal day? No, you wouldn't, would you? I don't watch news anyways. Today what time is it?

SPEAKER_02 48:33

9 40. 940.

SPEAKER_01 48:35

I am 12 hours into my social media vacation, which seems kind of redundant since my wife does it, has a social media company. But I'm calling it a social media vacation, but I'm not like I don't know. I told I told mom that I said, hey, I sent them the same message I sent you guys. I sent close friends, just hey, um said I'm gonna take a social media vacation. I'm just taking all the apps off my phone. You would have thought I was going to fucking war. Dad's like, hey, just check in with your mom once in a while, make sure she knows you're okay. I'm like, I just deleted the apps off my phone, I'm not going to war.

SPEAKER_04 49:13

Right.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

I still have Messenger because that is the primary way we all talk.

SPEAKER_04 49:19

Right.

SPEAKER_01 49:20

Um Brad sent a funny video. I can still click on it and watch it. I just says, Would you like to log in? Sure. Log in, watch it, turn it off. Right. But I'm just like, you know, if I don't have all that shit popping up on my screen, maybe I can mostly like tonight. I wasn't worried about checking my phones. I just set my phone over on the shelf and I was cleaning the garage.

SPEAKER_04 49:42

And then Chad had to come check on you.

SPEAKER_01 49:43

And Chad had to come check on me. It's like, Chad had to go do a welfare check.

SPEAKER_04 49:48

It was just like, are we recording? Are we not recording? What's going on?

SPEAKER_01 49:52

I'll be 100% scouts on her. I was sitting there eating my burrit, my homemade burritos, and I saw it. I saw a flash, I looked at it, and you questioned if it's just one message. And it's Gyar said, Are we recording? I'm like, Chad and Court and Gyaragon decide tonight. They'll show up over here if we're gonna record.

SPEAKER_03 50:13

I was just gonna keep working. Yeah, but the problem is that nobody knows if you're fucking home or not. We all show up, and it's like, oh, nobody's here. So like maybe next time just say, I'm here if you decide to.

SPEAKER_01 50:29

You can show up here anytime you want. You know the door code.

SPEAKER_04 50:32

Knows the code. So yeah, I mean that the whole social media. I just I would be bored if I didn't have that.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

You'd find something to do.

SPEAKER_04 50:46

Sure. Maybe I'd stain some wood. I might, I might try to my goal for the week might be to get all of the wood stained, but then I need to go get more clear and borrow your sprayer again, and I'll get a day that's not humid as fuck to spray it all.

SPEAKER_03 50:59

Luckily, it's water-based, so if it's go buy a frickin' $70 frickin' air conditioner at Walmart and freaking air condition the frickin' shop. You think the air conditioner would I think that would work? Take that one. If you keep if you keep the doors closed, fuck yeah it would.

SPEAKER_01 51:14

Take that one right there and at least start with that.

SPEAKER_03 51:16

You really think something like that would keep the out of the look at look at the size of freaking air conditioner Jake has that he heats his whole shop with or air conditions his whole shop.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

So you've gotten yours, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03 51:26

I've got one like that basically.

SPEAKER_02 51:28

Yeah, and I bet it'd take it. It doesn't keep up during the middle of the day, but it does okay at night. At night, early morning.

SPEAKER_03 51:34

But the nice thing, like, I mean, in your shop is light colored as well, but your shop's brighter colored, you know, white, except the doors are black, but that's the one thing with my black roof.

SPEAKER_01 51:47

It does heat up. My doors are all white. It works really good in the winter, though.

SPEAKER_03 51:50

Oh, yeah, your doors are white. I was thinking of your doors, Chris. The only thing black and they're white. On the house, they're not.

SPEAKER_01 51:56

No, because you painted those. But out here they're blue they're white because I was told I couldn't have black. I shouldn't have black doors. Because it was gonna take, well, for one, it was gonna take like another four weeks to get because they have to be painted. And two, he's like, if you ever have to replace a panel, it's never gonna match unless you repaint the whole door.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

I think it'd be easier to match black than white. I would think, but it was more about the the lead time. Chad, how long did you spend mixing paint when you were trying to match white siding? It was like three hours one day. But you're good at it, and I was good at it. I still remember there was like it took me, I was thinking for some reason four hours because he still knew the people at the nards, and they just let him start mixing shit. And he's like, it took me fucking three hours to get that shit right.

SPEAKER_01 52:47

Yeah, do you know that the the house and dog kennel shed doors aren't actually painted, they're stained. That's a black gel stain.

SPEAKER_04 53:02

That's the sticks to metal pretty good. It looks like it sticks so good.

SPEAKER_03 53:07

Oh, sorry, Chad. We were playing.

SPEAKER_01 53:09

I kind of want I kind of would like to have these doors done.

SPEAKER_04 53:12

I don't know. So yeah, check in next week to see if I got any of my door or any of my wood. Court.

SPEAKER_01 53:23

I guess you need to get what's taken.

SPEAKER_04 53:26

I know I do. But my ADHD brain saying, wait till a week before you need to do it, and then do it all in one day.

SPEAKER_03 53:34

How about Julie showed me a message today or uh a video today, and it was like ADH people be like this absolute shit show, pandelium, emergency, fucking shit's flying off the handles, there's fires everywhere. ADH people be like skipping around, like ADH people sitting on the couch with only one or two things to do, be like, can't do anything. Yeah, I mean that's and that's like oh, it's it, and the reason is because it's not an emergency yet. I mean you're still looking at it being like, oh fuck, I still got a month and a half before the banger shows up.

SPEAKER_04 54:17

I love emergencies like Doratio when I was working on this. Oh, yeah, that's like our prime. I worked 14-hour days. It felt like I wasn't even working, like there was so much stuff going on. I just loved it. Timeout.

SPEAKER_01 54:33

Then why are you so worried about your the Jeep being ready for the trip to Indiana? Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 54:44

That's more of a uh like the house project. Like I'm gonna have I'm gonna have two projects that need to be done by the end of July. And the house one has to be done. The Jeep doesn't have to be done. The house has to be done.

SPEAKER_01 54:58

Ah, I bet you there's at least five people that could message you after hearing by Friday after hearing this that will tell you otherwise about it having to be done.

SPEAKER_04 55:06

Let me tell you, none of those guys are wanting to like loan me enough money to pay for my house. So that guy gets priority.

SPEAKER_03 55:16

I didn't say that it was priority.

SPEAKER_04 55:21

You would think. I mean, I'm like, what the fuck are they gonna do go a loan on the house?

SPEAKER_03 55:26

Uh oh yeah. Hey, by the way, we know we loaned you all this money. Uh, you gotta have to give it all back to the house. I'm already paying the loan.

SPEAKER_04 55:31

That's what it means. Like they just need to find it. I just want to praise it to make sure that they didn't fuck themselves. How about this? Maybe to make sure I didn't borrow enough money and then I built like a cabin and a Jeep instead of a house.

SPEAKER_01 55:44

You've been smarter, but um, how about this? I got motivation. But will you commit to my idea for motivation? I don't know what it is. Not without knowing what it is yet.

SPEAKER_04 55:58

Right. Don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_01 56:02

No. It's it's a great motivator.

SPEAKER_04 56:08

Not motive. Nope. Don't agree to anything until you know the terms, buddy. Exactly. Rule number one.

SPEAKER_01 56:15

You don't trust me?

SPEAKER_04 56:16

No, not with that kind of stuff. You're gonna want to not sleep for like six days and just no.

SPEAKER_01 56:21

No, I I this is so easy. And honestly, you'll probably be like, fuck it, I don't care if I get it done or not.

SPEAKER_00 56:29

But how about this? If you don't have all the wood stained by Saturday morning at noon of the golf outing, Zach gets a shave your beard.

SPEAKER_04 56:48

No. We're not shaving.

SPEAKER_03 56:52

Let's do that.

SPEAKER_01 56:53

Good. And I'm gonna go a step further because I watched this happen Saturday night at the banquet up there.

SPEAKER_03 57:00

He's gotta give you he's gonna do a Fu Man chew. You get to keep some facial hair, but you gotta do Fu Manchu.

SPEAKER_01 57:06

No, there is no facial hair, no, no hair on his head but eyebrows. Okay, you call Kelly to see if she approves that. Oh, 100%. Put her on I didn't bring my phone out. She will tell me get her on speakerphone right now, and I will ask the question.

SPEAKER_04 57:19

She will not approve of that. I'll bet you she would. She would call it if the house is finished.

SPEAKER_01 57:25

Guy, or call her and hand me your phone so I can talk to her. Let her know she's gonna be on. I want to talk. I want to I want to. This is my idea.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

I want to know she's gonna be on. She's not gonna answer. She's gonna ignore your call.

SPEAKER_03 57:40

She's probably hey, you're on speaker on the podcast. Chris has a proposition to get your house finished. We need to make sure that it's okay with you.

SPEAKER_01 57:50

Hand me the phone.

SPEAKER_03 57:50

Oh my goodness. I'm handing you to Chris. You are on speaker.

SPEAKER_01 57:54

You are on speaker on the main Patreon or the main HTD, okay? Can I say no? You're already there. Kelly, you're already on. It's already we're our this ship has sailed. You're with the captain now. So I have proposed a motivator for court. And he says you have to approve it. If he does not have all the trim work stained by Saturday morning at 8 a.m.

SPEAKER_05 58:28

Zach Like this Saturday or next year Saturday?

SPEAKER_01 58:31

This Saturday. I said a motivator, not a not a not a not a vacation. So by what's the 13th, right? So by June 13th, 2026, 6 a.m. No, 8 a.m. 8 a.m. We'll go 8 a.m. If he doesn't have all the wood stained, doesn't have to be installed, just everything stained. If it's not all stained, by then.

SPEAKER_04 59:02

Just the window trim, not the I-beam. I have to build the I-beams before I stain those. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 59:06

The window trims.

SPEAKER_04 59:08

The the the pre-made. See, this is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 59:15

Work with me, Kelly. If he doesn't have that done, by 8 a.m. Saturday, our buddy Zach, who is a barber, gets will shave Court's beard off at high noon at the golf outing. I don't like that idea. Kelly, do you want your house cover noon? Told you.

SPEAKER_02 59:43

It'll grow back. Or he'll get done.

SPEAKER_03 59:46

Yeah. If he gets it done, you don't have to worry about it, Kelly.

SPEAKER_05 59:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:54

She knows. She's got that much faith in me getting it done.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:00

I can't work with these people.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:05

I knew she would not go for that. She loves the beard.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:08

All right, Kelly. I'll give you till 8 a.m. tomorrow to get back to me whether you approve or not, okay? You think on it.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:17

All right. Love you. Bye. Bye, Kelly.

unknown 1:00:22

Bye.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:25

So is it just the way it tickles? I don't know. She loves the beard. She's she doesn't even like the trip this short.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:31

Okay. So the thought be behind this process here is Saturday evening. You guys have you guys met my you some of you met my my buddy Mason that's one of the from Illinois. Owns Mason Long Long's flooring floor coverings. Anyways, he's got this beautiful beard, right? Um, if I had my phone, I'd show you a picture of him. But he decided that he said last time he shaved his beard to play off was July, like four July 4th, like four years ago. Didn't tell his wife, just went in the bathroom right before they're having a fourth July party, shaved it off, came out, and she said, What? She's like Kelly. Oh yeah. She loves the beard. Anyways, he decided that as a fundraiser for what Wisconsin has this program called The Next Gen Riders. So it's like the next generation of young people riding snowmills. That to help promote, they do a scholarship on that to help promote all that and raise some money for that. That Saturday night at banquet, he would they would auction off the opportunity to shave his beard off on stage. So this they start doing the you know, the they start the auction off and it's 500 bucks, you know, 400, and they they're working through it. And a friend of ours from he's like my counterpart, what I do for Iowa program. He's a full-time job doing it for Wyoming. Um so and he's I think he's an inch or two taller in Brad. Tall dude. Name's Forrest. Forrest comes strolling by and he's he's running the crowd. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. He strolls by and he just kind of leans over as it he comes past Andy me, he goes, run it to 2500. I got it covered. I'm like, what? He's like, you know. So okay. So they're going, it's at like 1100. I'm like, and force is like you know, and all of a sudden I hear Annie's throwing her hand, and the whole everybody turns and look at us. They're like, and then auctioner's like, you've got it to bed. And Annie goes, I know. And oh, you guys are bidding, husband and wife are bidding against each other to shave Mason's beard. Well, for this is the one I need to play with, right? Right, so they keep going back and forth, and it ended up going to like 25-2600 bucks. And all of a sudden, mom and dad realized we're sitting the table behind them, you know, the big round banquet tables. Mom and dad realized that it's us bidding behind them. And it it ends up that our friend, who is one of the corporate sales guys for Tucker, Jeff, or uh no, John. John was bidding behind me, and John paid $2,500 to get a shave Mason's beard. And by the time we'd gotten to the auction and through the auction, Forrest was feeling pretty good. Forrest has a nice big beard too. So Forrest rolls up there, he's like, you know, and and John's up there, and they're just buzz, just butchering his beard, you know, with a with a just uh electric razor, clippers, and he's like, you know. I I kind of feel like Forrest did it, or he goes, Mason did a good thing here, so he they ended up doing another auction for Forrest's beard, and John wins the bid again. Well, John John and Jeff, they're both the sales guys for for Tucker. Turns out that turns out that of course they're writing it off corporate donations. But and Tucker is by far the biggest supporter of Stone Bill, they're bigger than any of the the manufacturer, other manufacturers, groomer operators, or stone bills, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:34

Well, I mean it's it's it's their fucking bread and butter.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:38

Actually, they do they they do more for uh utility companies than they than they do for the it's about even, it's 50-50. But anyways, so John's walking by because John won the bit, so John's walking by John, you got some weird fetishes wanting to shave dudes' beards, you know, because I know, right? So turns out that Jeff was actually paying for the second one. But it got me thinking, I'm like, I looked at Annie, I'm like, hey, if we auction off the opportunity, shave my head for whites worse. She's like, because Annie feels about me having you know a nice haircut, as much as Kelly does about you having a beard.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:20

Same thing you told Kelly, it grows back.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:24

I like to just buzz it all off because I'm sick of trying to take care of it, because I quit wearing a hat. You look good with your fucking head buzzed. You look really fucking good. Because my I don't know if it's the combination of meds or whatever, but I get really hot.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:38

You get sweaty.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:39

Uh not sweaty, just like like just hot and kind of itchy. Like no, heat stroke hot. Like, just like I don't want anything but like sit down, like tired heat stroke kind of hot.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:51

As soon as you take the hat off, it's gone.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:53

But if I don't wear hat, I lose enough heat out the top of my head. I guess I'm okay. I don't know what it is. But so that's why I haven't been wearing a hat.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:05

Thought about getting a big like Mexican sombrero to mow the lawn at the out at the farm.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:10

Yeah. I tell you what, I keep seeing the videos of that guy down in Kentucky that makes those custom hats. Motherfucker, if I I've watched him for years, I love if I had a thousand fucking dollars, I'd have that. A thousand will get you the beaver pelt. Well it beaver. So if you want the rabbit pelt, yeah, that those are like five fifty, but then they have a hybrid that's halfway in between. And if you want the beaver pelt hat, that's a that's a crazy. I do want to get I just been uh I love watching that. He makes making those hats look so fucking easy.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:52

He makes it look so easy. Back in high school when I'd go to like the FFA national conventions, I'd always had hat shapers there, and I would always take my I always wore my cowboy hat. And then because the chicks thought it was hot. Chicks would come up and talk to you if you're wearing a cowboy hat. So I always wore my cowboy hat. But I would go down there and I'd watch them, they'd reform it and shape it. I'd get it all nice cleaned up. And I always thought it was a I just it's amazing watching them how they do that.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:20

Yeah, it's just like a little steam, and then they just sit there. I mean, it's a fucking art.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:26

It's like the skull on the top of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:27

Yeah, yeah. He always wears a high tight one.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:29

Yeah, there's different guys that do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:32

The guy I watch is he's in Kentucky, yeah. And I it was funny because I saw another like the shark tank thing. Apparently, he was on shark tank to try and build his business. He's like, right now I'm doing about two mil a year, but I want to be closer to you know five to ten.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:52

Two mil a year just making just shaping hikaboo hats. That's lots of that.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:56

But doing five, he goes, the problem is I'm in Kentucky, and to be a master hat maker, it takes a lot of years to get to and it's like anything in life. Anyone that's really good at it makes it look super easy, like he's just sitting there whoop whoop, but he's also given a story, he's telling you a story while he's doing it. That's the hook, and and so the sharks are like he's like, but I mean Kentucky, and can't get anybody. He's like, Well, you're not paying him enough. Can you afford to get your goal? Can you afford not to pay a master hat maker to move to Kentucky? Right, and so I don't know if he ever did, but it was like one of those shark tank.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:40

I guess I didn't realize he was in Kentucky. I always figured he was in Nashville because that's where most of them are at.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:45

Uh, at least in that, and he might have moved now, but uh at least in that video, he said he was in Kentucky.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:51

I am going to be uh I I worked a little side deal on our uh uh firefighter team and sheriff or law enforcement team sponsor. He's like, Oh yeah, what do I owe for that? I'm like, it's this much. Uh, plus some consultation on my new cowboy hat. He owns Longhorn Sadly. So Travis is like, duh. So I gotta stop and see Travis. And I have a few.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:23

I mean, granted, normally I don't wear shit that you'd wear. Put a cowboy hat on this.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:30

Fucking. He'd look like a little two-year-old that's dressed himself with his cowboy hat and his shorts on and his fucking Berks. No, you gotta wear cowboy boots, your shorts.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:39

No, he needs those cowboy boots handles.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:42

100% wearing a cowboy hat is the confidence to put the motherfucker on your head.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:47

He used to wear cowboy boots all the time.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:51

I don't mind wearing a cowboy hat. I just don't wear hats very often.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:54

Yeah. I think Geyr's more of a fedora guy. Ooh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:58

That's a cowboy hat like Indiana Jones? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:02

That's more of a safari.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:05

No, it's a fedora. Indiana Jones hat is a fedora.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:10

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:11

Yes, it is. Because that guy has done it. He's done them.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:15

The fedora's got the really small, like the pimp hat.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:18

No. Chad, you look like you are straight out of Kentucky.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:25

Let me see.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:26

Is that the he put that on and said, look at Jan and said, Right a chad?

SPEAKER_02 1:10:33

I guess I don't mind how I look with a beard or a cowboy hat.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:38

So that's a fedora. Yeah. That's a fedora. That's a version of a fedora. Maybe. Look up Indiana Jones hat and just ask the old chat. There's it seems like there's a lot of different types of fedora. Should we kick this over to the this argument over to the Patreon?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:55

That is also a fedora. Yes. Let me see.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:58

Should we kick it over to Patreon? It's it's how do they say that, Court? What's the reasoning they should be part of the HG Patreon?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:08

It's cheaper than anything you can buy nowadays.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:12

It's almost cheaper than a gallon of gas, folks. It's cheaper than diesel.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:17

Uh not in Omaha. Omaha is cheap for fuel.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:21

Was it? I just I put diesel in the buy.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:25

I gotta tell you guys about the steakhouse we went to. So let's kick it over the Patreon. I'll tell you about the steakhouse.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:29

So we got a couple things to talk about on the on the Patreon, which is encouraging words. Yes. Hats. Yes. And apparently a steakhouse. A steakhouse.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:40

So uh I hope everyone. I know a lot of our guys, a lot of our listeners are gonna probably listen to this as they come over to see us.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:48

And if you want to get in on the you don't have to be here ball drop, yes, contact us through Facebook. Facebook probably is the easiest.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:57

Uh you can purchase the thousand dollars guaranteed winner. You misspoke last week.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:03

Is it not regardless? I wasn't sure what.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:06

Regardless of the number of sales, it is a thousand dollars for first for close to target, five hundred for second.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:11

Perfect. That's gonna be easier to figure out 100%.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:15

That's what she said we're doing it that way.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:17

So you just need to contact us and we can sell you tickets or tell you how to buy tickets. Yep. Need not be present to win.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:24

JB just JB3 sold $550 worth of tickets this weekend. No shit. Yes. At an event, the silver tongue devil. At an event that we weren't supposed to be selling at. But we didn't tell him that till afterwards. And he said, What? I'm like, you're fine.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:45

Yeah, it's not a big deal.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:46

That's why it's worse. He was a he was a region director. But you sell them for a nonprofit, it's fine. Fuck them, they can't take a joke.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:53

Pretty sure my tickets got left at the uh car show. They're at my house.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:56

They're at Chad or Corps got them for you. They're with my pile of tickets. So call us up. I don't care how you contact us with it.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:05

When Andy gave them to us.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:07

Yeah, but he brought them to cars and coffee.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:09

That yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:10

Oh. And I was trying to sell some. Forrest is gonna buy some day of, but he's gonna be there.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:15

I think we'll probably sell a lot day of.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:17

And if you have if you have some sort of challenge, I'm gonna throw this out here. If you guys have some sort of challenge you want to challenge us for, and the acceptance of challenge equals a donation to Whites Warriors, we'll consider it. We'll consider it.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:36

I'm just it's not a slam dunk.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:39

It's not a slam dunk. No, I'm short, Chad. Remember? I could put something on the show. I'm like, Chad, and he's like, Would you just grow up? I can't read with that. Uh next week.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:51

See you Saturday.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:52

See you all Saturday. If you're cool, you'll be here. 8 a.m. If you're not here, well, you might not be cool.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:58

At Heartridge Golf Course in Manchester.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:00

Or Friday night.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:01

Google it.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:02

Or we will have two guys that are way too excited to sit at this table with us. That could be, you might have to buckle up. That might be a couple long episodes.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:14

Might be a minute.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:15

So word. Zach said he's like, because Adam, it was Adam and Zach, and they're like, oh, I'm and Adam's like, oh yeah. You've never met Gyer or Chad. And he's like, well, you know, I was on the on the Zoom pod. He goes, yeah, that's different. And he goes, and you haven't met the Wookiee, he'll hold you like a baby.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:44

He will. So I gotta make sure that four times the size of Zach.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:48

I gotta show we gotta get a picture of Brad holding Zach like a baby. So with that, everybody, we love you. Next week you will it'll be a much better one than this one. Maybe.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:02

Definitely be a lot more to talk about.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:04

Right. Catch you next week.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:06

Peace.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:07

Goodbye.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:11

Oh feeder's in.