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Chad's having a crisis of identity right now. The German Chad, but he says Z. Kick the tires like the fires. Welcome to Heat You to Grab as your friends come together to share their love of creativity, life, and everything in between. Season four, episode three. To borrow from another one, he, she, they, thems, dudes that are supposed to be on fire. Watch. We're all here tonight. To be fair, you were done. You were done welding. You were done welding when I left my position. I wasn't gonna say who it was, but you just admitted to it. So okay. Well, I figured it was gonna come up eventually anyway. I was just gonna leave it at that. So we'll just we'll just get that. That was not a hundred percent my fault. Um you were done welding when I started welding, you were leaning into the in the you were on your phone, but you were leaning into the truck. So I was like, all right, he'll at least smoke. When it starts smoking. And I got done. I flipped my hood up, set the hood off. Gear was standing next to the toolbox on his phone. You were done. I'm looking at the welds, and I saw something flickering through one of the bolt holes. Uh uh. I went It was after you've been done welding for at least a few minutes. No, yes, no, yes. Okay, who who pays who has better account of time? Ooh, I bet you we could go back to the I wonder if it recorded on the camera. I was not. I'll have to check. At any rate, I look in the camera went, oh, we're on fire. Luckily, I still have my gloves on and I padded it out. She's almost it just started. They were small flames, they weren't like they were just the the edge of the carpet was smoldering. No, it wasn't. It looks like a little grass fire moving across the carpet. But it glued the carpet down, so you know, that that cheap automotive carpet that's in there. It just gives you that custom frayed edge now. Oh it's gonna get covered. Now now it won't have now you don't have to worry about your carpet fraying. That's true. Gives it a nice rustic edge. When I lay new carpet over it, it'll be fine. So it moves under its own power again. I got the battery everything hooked up today, and you know, all those wires we cut out, they're like, oh, we don't need those. We don't need those, those weren't hooked up. Fires are up, everything works like it did before. So you really didn't need them. I did not need them. I was thinking though, on that fuse box, there's probably one of those wires that comes off of that fuse box that you could have run your AC unit to. Like the cigarette lighter one that I left long? Maybe. Didn't you hook up your USB chargers to that? They have their own wiring harness. But they are not hooked up yet because I gotta find a new place to put them. So you didn't want to just wedge it in there like Court did? No. The work's perfect. And where where mine were mounted is now where the AC unit is. So what I did, I drilled a hole in the dash, put them in there. I guess we're gonna jump right into Bernin. So Friday night, we were trying to get Abe back together so I could drive him to Carson Coffee at 2 a.m. I said, Boys were calling it. But it was a weird Friday night work session. Like Twilight Zone. If you check out TikTok, you'll find out why. I looked at Chad and I'm like, Chad, you feel that? And he's like, What? I'm like, that disturbance in the force. I said, look what's in my hands. He goes, You're holding wiring pliers. Look who's out front with a drill and making measurements to mount the condenser. Guyers out there, courts out there. Which that condenser bracket did turn out awesome. It turned out awesome. You guys did an awesome job on that. I was just drinking beer. I'm a little bummed. That's all I was doing too. I am a little bummed that Chad's seat bracket isn't gonna be able to work. It won't work. We set them all up. It would work. It would work, but I'm looking through the top quarter of the windshield. So the seats got a lower. Oh, they're just too tall. The stock brackets are too tall. Well, just gives Chad an opportunity to work on his weld and make another set of them. Possibly. And uh just make them a little shorter. Maybe Chad could show me how to go in there and edit. I've still not figured out how to go back and edit a drawing. Yeah, we'll see. So we could just shorten those. Sometimes it's easier just to start over. A hundred percent. As quick as you drew that up, I have a feeling that it might be just as easy to start over. I knew something was up when I told Chad about, you know, hey, I'm wiring guy's fabricating, and he kind of giggled and then he was gone for a little bit, and then he giggled again and says, Look at this. And shows me a video. That sounded weird in my ear. So Abe is almost back together. It moves. Seat's not in it. Well, kind of in it, but gotta come back home. It's in it. Um is fastened. The battery's relocated, so it's not right at Annie's feet anymore. And we have an actual glove box. Thanks, Brad. I'll buy you another one. And uh almost uh my slime did not work. But I haven't driven it down the highway yet, so we'll give it another chance. You should have just put it up on the hoist and just did that. Let it spin. I put it in drive and let it sit there and just spin the wheels at at an idle for like 15 minutes while I was putting other things away and doing some other things. It didn't work, huh? And well, look over there. Left rear is flat. Can see it from here. Motherfucker. So must mean that it's not in the tread. It's probably in the beads. Could be. I don't know. So we'll maybe just order some when I get back. Or you know, could be valve core, the valve stems. Brand new stems. They appear brand new. When I pulled the valve cores out, they do not have a speck of any kind of use on it. Because as fast as they go down, it shouldn't be too hard to find. It shouldn't be. But you know what I mean? When you're losing 30 psi in 10 hours. Uh 10? I was being generous. I don't know. Try two? Oh, then it should definitely be I'm surprised I can't hear it. I was gonna say I'm like two hours, I would assume you'd hear it. But so, but I had to hurry up and move it off the lift because JB3 called, and um buddy his from Ohio, snowmobile buddy, came from Ohio to their place today, and then going on from their place to Omaha tomorrow. Um that's where I'll be Thursday, Friday, and Saturday is other for the International Snowmobile Congress. But he's going out early because they do like a bike ride, the you know, ride motorcycle ride. Um and I'm sure it's the time of year is why they do it, but it just seems weird that the it would be in the summer. Well, it's because nobody's they don't and I that's what I mean. I'm sure I know why. I'm sure that that's what I said. I'm sure I know why. It just seems odd. But his motorcycle the like wheel chalk for the motorcycle let loose in the trailer and the bike fell sideways. So dad had a like a whole bike rail, but they needed help bolting it in. So uh it's shared up. I I didn't even have to put the put fit pictures in Facebook. Gary already put them up, and so I just shared them over to the Facebook page. Um beautiful brand new trailer. He picked up Wednesday. Thursday he put put the first dent in it. First dent in the front corner. It's a doozy of a dent, too. Yeah, if you look on there, it's yeah, he hit it with with the bumper enthusiasm of his uh fairly new Titan. So you know, but I made a bracket underneath because he's like, Well, I he goes, I'm betting we can catch one of the cross ribs for bolt because there's four bolts that hold that rail down. Because the other two aren't gonna he goes, what are we gonna do? I said, I'm not worried. Drill new holes. I looked at him, we're standing by the toolbox and I said, I'm not I'm not worried. There's uh well, it's got set mount arms that come off of that rail. And I said, I'm not worried. I said, in that room right there's a plasma table. Oh, he says, and so I did. I just went in there and cut out a 25-inch by six-inch piece and put that to the floor, and it it would widen up, it would catch the the rip, the one of the under ribs. So I could I welded it that welded the nuts to the bottom of the the plate. So when he take he wants to take the rail out to put a snowmobile, or you know, somebody wants you know, everybody bought wants to borrow an enclosed trailer for something. He can just take four bolts out, the whole motorcycle rail come out, put the bolts back in the floor to keep the holes clean and never have to get under it. So it worked out good. So he kind of they were getting ready to leave. He came back in and handed me the 18 pack of beer. He says, This is really good beer from and I said Canadian, huh? He says, Oh, yeah, it's good. I said, Okay, we'll give her a try. It is wonder how many pesos that costs. And it's currently chilling. So also this week in my burning, I finished. Oh, is that last weekend I had it finished? Before last weekend's episode. The Jeep. Okay. Well, the Jeep got delivered. They came and got it. That's right, because they came and looked at it but didn't take it. They came and got it Tuesday night. Wednesday night. Your days are off, money. That's right, because Tuesday night I was trucking. So Wednesday night they came up, got it, went out to Mexican with them. Al drove it home, said it drove great. And uh as a thank you, I mean he paid me to to uh fix it, so didn't really need to. He brought us, he brought a couple whiskies. I can't let me read that one first, because that's the cooler one. Comes in a tube. It came in a tube. Uh this is Yellowstone Handpicked Collection, single barrel Kentucky Straight Bourbon, bottled and bond, aged seven years, hand picked. Who makes it? I don't know who makes Yellowstone. Anyone know who makes Yellowstone? Uh Distilled and Aged and bottled by Limestone Branch Distillery, Lebanon, Kentucky. So it's made in the right state. You know, I was thinking, like, I think we could make our own whiskey and people would buy it, even if it tasted shitty, as long as the bottle or the packaging that it came in was cool as fuck. We have almost all the technology to do that. So we just need to come up with a bitchin' bottle and some packaging for it. I just moved it the other day. The still's right over there yet. Need some oak barrels. We need some mini oak barrels. I actually have this, I have a nice cool dark spot to put them to. I'm gonna hinge the basement stairs from the garage, you know, because that's have it so you can just pick those up, stack barrels in there, shut her back down. We can't sell it though. It's boot, it's isn't it bootlegging if we're selling it without a proper so you're allowed to make so much you know for personal consumption. It just depends on how big an alkie you want to be. Right. So that's the first one. Um Steven. Oh no. Some dude bought some dude handpicked it. Says it's really good. The bottle's kind of neat too. It's not overly pants. I did pop this one out of the tube to say because it's been age seven years, it should be pretty smooth. So yeah. So we got that one. Chad looked that one over. What'd you mix up the other night, Chad, that just looked like pee? Uh I think that was chicken cock. You corked it. It was like, it looks like you just pissed in a bottle. I think that's chicken cock and water. Then the other one, he uh is an Iowa one. The quintessential American single malt whiskey special release. Um created by Murphy Quint, master dis master blender of Cedar Ridge Distillery, which is Cedar Rapids, right? Cedar Rapids, yep. So I don't know who Pete and Sherry are, but it says Pete and Sherry married, second anniversary. So Pete and Cherry must be, I don't know. Al bought this at a liquor store down in um two-row pale malted barley aged in ex-bourbon barrels finished in Pedro Jimenez and I can't say that word. Uh Put made it off anyway. 2026 release project of Swisher, Iowa. You're right. Is there a good bar in Swisher that's still open? Is that dance more? Uh that one we used to go to the most malicious tab in Swisher. It used to be a library, so we'd tell people we're going to the library to spend the evening. Which one are we trying first? I was letting you pick. We're trying both tonight. I don't care. We gotta work tomorrow. We've got a uh Tuet coin you can flip, Chad. Looks like Chad wants the uh Chad wants a seven year. We're gonna try them both. You're gonna have to find me a glass to try because I I uh nice pop. So you can uh just sample for mine and then pour into your I because I put cola than yours. I I ruined my glass with cola. Oh let me go first. I'm not gonna know what to say. Smell smooth. This is the Yellowstone. It is smooth. That is definitely age. I would say kind of a standard whiskey. Kind of a standard, yeah. It just kind of has your normal bourbon smell to it. Smooth. I could sip that can I have a little sip, Chad? So I am wondering, and they'll be hey Chad. Yeah, can I have a drink of your wisdom? Sure. I have not heard from our West Virginian brethren what their schedule is for two weeks from now. If they'll be able to record. I'll record or not. So I don't know if this I don't know if this root this studio is big enough for all of us. Well, it's mobile and your shop is. We might just have to do like a recorded session with a camera. Maybe. Let's do this. Well, I'm thinking sometimes there'll be there'll be one other seat available. I was thinking sometime Sunday. I don't know what I don't know when they're gonna be headed back. We'll text them right now. I'm almost gonna drink the cola down quick and just take it and drink that straight. A little bit of water to it helps bring out some of the flavors. Does it? Alright. So what else have been going on? Oh, and by the way, if anybody wants round tuits, we have a whole bag of them. I bet we got 500 of these things. What do you what do you do with a round tuit? You give it to you give it to your wife when she tells you to do something, you'll say, here, I'll get around to it. Say I think we just need to market it to the women. Oh, so then they give it away. That way when your husband says, Yeah, when I get around to it, and then that's when they turn it in. So you want to enable them to make us work more. That's fine because I'm gonna go give several to Kelly and Andrea, and then Chad's ass is gonna be really busy. I'll just fucking light them on fire. But the only difference is that Andrea and Kelly can't withhold sex to make Chad do stuff. And they can't offer blowjobs to encourage him. True. I'm sure and and as far as long as I've known Chad, peer pressure does not make him move any fucking faster. Chad'll fucking do it when he's ready to fucking do it. So I fixed the sliding door on uh Jamal. Had to uh drill a couple holes that were supposed to have uh nuts on the backside welded in bigger and weld a flange nut to it. So now it slides the way it's supposed to and is angled the way it's supposed to be, so it actually seals and works better. Yeah. More good or uh I don't know when you uttered the joke. The uh you know, once you've had you know, about having Astro Vans, and when you're like, once you've had one, you want Jamal. I busted that joke out in my you you got Jamal. Uh I busted that joke out in class to some of my students, and they rolled their eyes and goes, Oh my god, guys, that is the worst fucking dad joke of all time. Like, what are you fucking talking about? You all have a smile on your face and you all giggled a little bit. So if we end up making the red one into a trailer, it's gonna be called Juan. What what's this if? Come on. I'm gonna try to sell it first. Juan. Once you get Juan, you get Jamal. You get Jamal. I think that'd be hilarious to have Juan and Jamal like on the back windows. Juan's in front, Jamal's in the back. So court don't give a fuck, so no. I don't think I don't know if they did anything this week. Trying to think. Yeah, you helped you help put a condenser in. You were running the plasma. But other than that, I don't think I did anything all week. Yeah, like I just kept telling them, like, hey, I need pieces this big and this big. All of a sudden, I heard the I was under the dash channel mountain air conditioning, and all of a sudden I heard the plasma fire up and oh my god. I can cut simple shapes. That's all I can do. Very, very simple shapes I can cut. We did not make any progress. You made an L. That's a pretty simple shape. We did not make any progress on Moco. We wait, we hosted a very successful. I had people come up and tell me, hey, you guys did a great job hosting today. Oh, for the coffee. Cars and coffee. There's pretty good turnout. It was a good turnout. I was the first one there, even. Say about 10 o'clock, I classed, I joined up and left. There was a Jeep there that I really wanted. That guy. 14,000 original miles. It looked like it had just come off the showroom. I would have made sense. And that was that was his just like, oh, that's my Jeep. He's got a he was telling me he was trying to I was talking to him in an old boy, probably 80, late 70s. Probably 70s. He was telling me he's got a 49 Dodge convertible. He had some special there was some special version. They only made like 26 of them or something. But it's actually based off a business coupe because the business coop didn't have a back seat, so that gave them room for the hard top to fold back into. So it's hard top convertible, 49 dodge, that he's been working on for years. A lot of different vehicles. Dabbling of all different and I it just amazed me. Every time it's like there's a couple of the same ones, but there's always a bunch of new ones. So say as soon as the uh official Navy car showed up, pretty much that's where all the the guys went. Yeah. Yeah, that was a neat car. I don't even know what that was. Is that like an old Cadillac? Or I don't know what that was. I didn't look that close. I didn't either, but it was cool. And it is it's like all original. Restored or some of the guys did not get the vision for Jamal. They didn't they didn't understand. Which I don't know. There's a few guys you could just look at it and shake their head. Were they were they wearing new balances and jean shorts? Uh no, it was more of like the the uh owners. Uh uh. I thought it was maybe some of the uh you know they have purple shirts they wear to their little their little gatherings. They don't they don't necessarily like the car scene we're putting on. They all they all looked over icky pretty hard. There are several of them looking at Icky and what did he do there? And they're like, what? And I just like your truck? I said, no, I just helped a buddy build it. Well, what I said, it's all cop car underneath Crown Vic. Fuck it arrest. It's a custom bed. I forgot what we took. I said we took some out of the front, some out of the back, so that it's like seven foot. Something like that. But they all were like one of the chunk out of the back was a lot bigger than the chunk out of the back. Yes, because the back hung way off the back. Yeah. Because at first, of course, like we could leave it there. I'm like, I don't know. I I more every time I look down like, no, it needs to be short, but it's gonna be a lot more fucking work to make it short, but it needs to be short. Finally, I just it looks better short. It's uh the way it is, is pop perfect. Yeah, I really need a I've just I need a Milwaukee quickie saw with an abrasive blade in it. So then like when you're sitting there hem hon, I can just grab that thing, slam a battery in it, and just step in there and just start cutting and be like, oh well, we're started, we gotta do it this way now. There we go. It's hacked in half. I want to get a Milwaukee soldering iron. Yeah. So I I could have used one today. Until the parts didn't work anyway. So what are you working on today? Uh the hot end come in for my 3D printer, and I could not make the parts work. So oops, got the wrong one. Got the wrong one. Caleb's got the mealy wake one. If you want to try it out, it's nice. Chapman's got one too. I'm sure I'd like it. I'm just gonna get it. Yeah, if you don't do soldering much, it's pretty handy unit. I know I've just about had it with my butane ones. I've got three of them. And between the three of them, one of them will ignite. I've got the and it's a different one every fucking time. Yeah, I've got the battery one from uh anal probe. Yeah. Whatever that real name is. I usually cut it. Power probe. Power probe, thank you. It's a lot more fun to just call it the anal probe. Yeah, but maybe there's a listener that's like, oh, who makes that? And if they go, if they go Google anal probe, they're not gonna be. If all if one of our listeners goes and search searches for an anal probe uh soldering iron, they deserve whatever they find. Both jokes. And if they find it, they should be gullible. Either way, if they find it, they should forward those to you. Send all the pictures to Jason Geyer at say we just need to have our regular ad and then the geyer ad. Shop these new Glenn Karens, they're made by so and such and such and such. And guy's like, check out these butt plugs, you can put whiskey in them. It's kind of like that. To be fair, they did look like butt plugs. And the guy that gave them to us has been a I think every cars and coffee. And he's a wonderful person. He's great. They just looked like butt plugs. It's not a knock on him, or we appreciate you called him that. His gift any less. They just looked like butt plugs. Really large butt plugs. They're experience. Yeah, for people that are loose. Okay. Are you gonna try that beer yet? You think it's cold yet? Maybe. I was gonna say I'm I'm ready to crack one. Are you are you gonna explain court experiment that you say does work? Um currently they had they're a lot colder now after being in the refrigerator than they were in the freezer. They had uh warm beers, they wrapped them in wet napkins, and then threw them in the freezer. And well, the freezer for what 20 minutes? Ish, yeah. So you guys can uh these are definitely cold enough to drink. We can explain what you're drinking here. Molson! Molson Canadian lager. He says it's really good. Sounded 10 years. You're gonna have to give me a let me try it. After the signing of the Declaration of Independence. So it's only 240 years old then. It's got a beer now. You think you're gonna say it, Chad? Yes, I will. If I believe it. What's that? It's not Coors Light. Gotta be careful drinking them. They're 5% alcohol. So better than Coors Light. I think Dyro like it. 0.9% more alcohol than Cours Delights. There's not much flavor to it. It's a dark, darker flavor. It's got a little bit of a more darker flavor to it, but it's not bad. No, it's not bad. Can I have a sip? You can have the half of this one. It uh not really, though. I just didn't feel like it had a whole lot of flavor at all. I'm gonna follow suit with our friend Rob's wife. He she was calling him princess all day. Princess all day when we were sitting there eating it with its graduate break. So I think that's what I'm gonna start calling you. That's fine. Princess over here. It's not cooler's light. I'd almost put that like a banquet. It very similarly, yes. I was thinking more of like a light Sam Adams. I'm I'm sticking with the it doesn't have as much flavor as a course light, or as a banquet. Maybe I got something weird with my palate going on right now, but it tastes pretty it's definitely more of like a full beer. It's not a light. Yeah, it's a full. Yep. So, anyways, there's 18 of them. I'll drink them. We know. I think some night, you know, be in in uh solidarity of the ending of them. You should probably drink Schlitz one night. If you get it, I've heard it's kind of flying off the shelves now. Probably. People are gonna just keep it in their in their probably got boatloads of it. How about not? He usually buys it, drinks it, and then he usually doesn't have a whole bunch on hand. It's more of a treat for him. Sometimes, yeah. I'm not sure if I've ever had one or not. There are right one or two, but the distributor I worked at in college. That was they had the that seems like a safe bet. They had all the schlitz and schlitz, hams, old mill, you know, all of those levels of beers. Uh that's all they they dealt with there. So all of those beers, I've and it was awesome. Like my buddy Mark and I, we worked at the the distributor. We were two of the most popular guys on campus because one of the guys from the front office came out and said, Hey, you guys got to dump all of those beers down the drain. They came back old. Like, do we have to dump them down the drain here or can we do them back at the apartment? He goes, I don't care as long as the cans end up in that bin over there. Got it. Fuck, we had so many fucking free beer parties of old beer. I can't believe he kept he kept cans. And that was part of the deal. That was part of yeah, that was part of the deal for it to be free. Oh. I mean, if you supplied me with free beer, Chris, I'll put the cans wherever you want me to. You do. I just had to make it fun. I give you a little shoot to throw them in. I still throw mine in the garbage. Fuck them cans. When the can barrel gets full and I don't feel like emptying it, then I throw them in the garbage. I threw the can box at home away. It's stunk. There's flies in it. Because we don't go through as much beer as we use. You know what we need though for down there? We need a big funner with a goes down into a Y into the can because it's not as much fun to flip up the exhaust flap and chuck them in there. Because half the time that thing's full anyway. It'd be fun to have something to chuck them, try and get them up into the old funner. Maybe. I like PBRs. I drink a lot of those when I was younger. I think you'll be able to find some on the golf course here in two weeks. Sweet. Yeah. I'll probably have a PBR or two. I'm probably gonna end up having a PBR too. But of course, I need some Zenny's for Chris and get pop some Zennies. No, we're not doing that again. You said we're staying sober this time. I'm gonna try to stay relatively sober. I'm sorry, you didn't say we were staying sober, you said I'm not we're not gonna get hammered this year. We're not getting hammered. I mean half the holes. So I mean I said I told Annie that that was your goal. She just giggled. She goes, sure. Sure. Did you see the suggestion for next year's golf? Andrew doesn't think we can do that one. Oh, the the excavator with a golf club. She goes, I got Pete to let us have a canon on there. She goes, I don't think he's gonna let us have an excavator out there. Probably not. If it was on the driving green or on the on the control. Or if it was on the like a toy one, yeah, that would be cool. We could do that. If it was on the driving range, I mean he lets everybody freaking drive on the for the cross country means to drive on the driving range. So, you know, as long as he got out there, it was like once the tracks were stationary and it wasn't tearing up the grass. You got me a cola out of the fridge. Is there a cola in the fridge? I put one in there. Oh I put a couple in there, actually. You know, so you might have to drive in straight off the road through the ditch. I think Chad's idea. If you had a little toy one, a little remote control one, and then it was like you gotta get on the green, but then you get to put your ball right at that excavator and you gotta put it like two foot into the hole. I guess at the with the cannon, there's something that everybody on the team, it's like 20 bucks, but everybody on the team shoots. And if nobody gets it on the green, they have some caveat to it or something like that. Because they're they're supposed to have it like targeted so you it'll put you right on the green. How far is this thing shoot balls? Sounds like a ways. I don't know. I I don't understand all of it. I figure we'll find out that day because I'm sure we're gonna be over there uh launching. I'll shoot somebody with it. You mean you want to murder somebody? Because if it'll launch a fucking golf ball 400 yards, it'll fucking kill somebody. I'll just shoot downrange. I think you can still kill them. Oh yeah. I'll yell four. You can't hear that from 400 yards away. I'll get a bullhorn. Four. I'll even say four before I shoot it, and then yell four again. What if we get a football helmet and pads, and I pay someone to run around and let me shoot at them with it? Well, then they know the risk that they're running, and that's on them. So we'll do that. I'll tell you what. I will drive around a little tractor with a cage on it and let you shoot at me. That'll be fun. I don't know. That that cannon might be powered enough to blast it through the fucking cage. Speaking of the the golf ball drop, if you want tickets, holler at your boys, holler at us. You don't have to be there to win, but winner gets a thousand bucks. Second place is five hundred. If we sell all the tickets. Right. How many tickets are there? I don't know. I don't have a ticket in front of me, tell you. I don't know. There's it's because it's one ball for 20. If we sell all the tickets, a thousand bucks, but three balls for something else and eight for one twenty-five or something. Yeah. Something like that. It definitely gets cheaper the more you spend. Yeah. We should figure out what the threshold is. If you buy all of them, could you still make money? Uh probably not, because you well, if you buy all of them, you get first and second. We will be recording with the West Virginia brother on a Sunday night. Okay. Sunday night. Sunday night. So they're gonna stay around for through Sunday. They're going home Monday. Okay. Drive up Friday, go home Monday. Driving on a hangover. That's a bummer. I'm sure they're used to it. So oh shoot. What was I gonna look up? Oh, I was gonna go find it on the I don't think I accomplished a single thing this week, other than I am just a little under 12 hours away from shutting off my alarms for three months. Or you could keep them on and get stuff done. But I think how much better you'd feel if the roof was done, the garage was clean. Like if you got that all done in the first in June, and then you had July and August to fuck off with nothing, and nobody could say, hey, did you get the roof done yet? Or is your kitchen done yet? I'm fucking tired of hearing that too. I'm gonna start popping motherfuckers in the face. That's the kind of mood I'm in. I don't know, at this rate, June's pretty well shot already. Yeah, I was we're looking at June, and I don't have a single free weekend in June. I don't think I I think July's packed too. I think my July well, other than we're gonna be thrashing to my weekends are packed in June in June. I think during the week is I don't have a lot going, but I'm also planning on making sure there's uh Jeep on the trailer for July. I won't be able to get eight straight hours in a day working out in the shop, but I should be able to get two hours here and two hours there and four hours here. Sure. Right. I'm with you guys. If I was off for three months, I'd have I'd be like, oh, I'll get to it, I'll get to it, and then all of a sudden it's like, oh shit. I wouldn't get fucking nothing done. I but then I I get to the point where like I'm not just gonna I'm not gonna plan to do anything because I just want to I think I'm just gonna keep my alarms on. Just give yourself an extra hour. No, I mean it's not gonna matter if the alarms are on because there's no consequence if I don't fucking get up, so I won't get up anyway. Right. Yeah, that's true. If I'm freaking tired, I'm just gonna keep sleeping. And you'll have stayed up way too late, so you'll keep sleeping. What's that? I said, and you'll have stayed up late the night before. You'll get it. I get into that routine when I don't have to get up the next day. I stay up way late. I I get it. I can I don't think I can do it like you guys do. 10 or 11 when you stayed up till one or two, right? Banging around doing shit. Why can't I find I really can't think of what I did all week? Like I'm like I'm still trying to think. Like, did I do anything at all this week? We had Cam's graduation party. That was last week. Sunday, right? Yeah. That last Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. Was Monday? Was Monday was month this Monday was Memorial Day. Yes. This last Monday was Memorial Day. Correct. Yeah, because I was thinking tomorrow was Memorial Day. Whoa, you're way off. Well, like when you said, aren't we recording tonight? When I said I think it anybody want to burn this fucking wood? Like, aren't we recording it? I'm like, I don't even know what fucking day it is, guys. I'm like, I'm just about to fucking summer. Court said, guys he doesn't even know what day it is. He's like, he's not even off school yet. So I do I sprayed my weeds this week. That's what I did. I was a farmer one day. That's pretty much all he did. The weeds are dead, though. Might need to borrow your tractor. Scrape up Miranda's driveway. Scrape the driveway up. She is completely wigging out about like when they were cleaning out the house after before they moved in. There's like some broken glass in the driveway. It's tempered broken glass. It's like automotive glass. I just don't want a little kid to step on that and cut their foot open. I'm like, just fucking rake it into the dirt. It'll be fucking fine. Yeah, telling them being a pussy. I'm like, you know, I'm much like he's got a better chance. Those fucking kids got a better chance of cutting their foot open on a freaking stick that fell out of the freaking tree than that glass. Yeah. So I just got I just gotta put the three-point back on it. Some night this week. If anybody's free, I'm gonna try to move a disc from Randy's to my house. I might use Billy's trailer because it's got a ramp on it. You're gonna disc your whole yard. Oh boy. He's got a disc that you can put behind the it's for an ATB, but it'll work behind the tractor. I mean your tractor's basically an ATB. Yeah, I'm just gonna disc up the whole yard. A slow one. Super slow one. It's slower than a gator. But yeah, I think I'm gonna try to. It's infinitely slower than a gator. Do it quite a few times. Then you're gonna roll the lawn out that you're gonna get a roller to roll it then. I'm gonna see if I can use Logan's uh yard. It would be better. Box blade or that little thing that he's got. Because Logan's thing is just around the corner. Like I would just be able to put that on the tractor and just drive. Oh, to to do what you want to do? Box blade. Gotta get down and pull everything. Does Logan have a box blade? I don't know if he has a box blade or not. You're right, because Logan's right down the street from you. Yeah, Logan's literally like less than a block away. Because he's got the he's got that soil pulverizer for the behind the tractor that I want to use for the yard to try to level it out. Speaking of our buddy, uh if he is available one of the nights early this week, we're gonna try to do the hallway. The hallway. If anybody's available to help. I have no idea what's going on this week either. I feel like there's shit going on. Speaking of our little buddy, he made a life-changing decision. He did. Uh what is that? Two weeks ago. He uh proposed to his girlfriend. She said yes. Well, we knew she would. For some reason. Just kidding. Logan's a wonderful kid. Congratulations. Congratulations. Uh on your upcoming nuptials. I mean, just because they're engaged, I mean they're getting married anytime soon. Right. I mean I'll bet you if Bailey's got anything to do about that shit's gonna happen sooner and later. Sooner or later, yeah. Yeah. I would bet if she has anything to do with it. I think she'd have something to do with it. I mean, it's her wedding. Oh. So. Yeah. So. Super exciting this week. I'm not. I'm yeah. I took two, I took two two-hour naps yesterday. It was great. Yeah. I took one nap. I did not get a chance to take a nap yesterday. I took a two-hour nap and then I was awake for a little bit. Then I took a two-hour nap, and then I was awake. Started watching. I don't remember what some show one of the shows Annie and I watched together, and then started watching another one, another show. She's like, I think I'm gonna go to bed. I said, I think I am too. Looked at the clock, it was 10 o'clock. I am so such a party animal on the weekend. I uh yesterday went to commencement. That was in the morning. So got uh I told Julie when they handed his diploma, it kind of felt like a that job. Check mark. Check mark. He made it to graduation date without ending up in jail. Without any, yeah, he graduated. I always told the kids, like, my job is not to be your friend, it's to make sure that you graduate from high school, that you don't end up in jail, and that you don't have any children before you move out of the house. And at least so far, I've accomplished all those goals. Cameron hasn't moved out yet. He hasn't moved out yet. Doesn't matter, you said it's a graduation, so you've made your goal. So now he can go to jail and knock bitches up. God, I hope not. I don't know if we've got time for another grandkid. Yeah. I guess that I did that yesterday too. I helped babysit for a bit. I guess he for about two hours or so. I don't know how long I was, I don't remember. You were sleeping for most of it? No. We were he really wanted the box for my whatever crackers I was eating. It was a yellow box. So I pulled this it was bright colored. I pulled it on and I handed him the box. I'm like, here you go, bud. Have fun. He fucking chewed on the stuff. Did you know he did you know he can do stairs? Yes. Because he's very quick at stairs. And he wanted to, and he's like, hey, can you watch it? I go to the restroom. I'm like, yeah. Well, he wanted to walk around, so I followed her right up the fucking stairs. Well, we walked around and he figured out she'd gone upstairs, so he walked he walks over to the stairs. I'm you know holding his finger. He'll do them one foot at a time. Not like dun dun. It's right foot up, right foot up, right foot up. And but he went all the way up the stairs, and then we got up there and he walked all the way to the end of the hallway. And well, of course, all the doors are closed. He's like, She's not in here. Turn around. We started he went back down them. I'm like, at a boy, that's good. Yeah, I'll bet you by his first birthday in uh two weeks, three weeks. Uh three weeks from today. Uh, three weeks from today, he will because he turns one on the 20th. Uh, I've been telling Miranda for oh, at least a month or two now. I'm like, he's gonna be walking by the time he has his, he'll be walking at his first birthday. And we've got a pretty big living room, and he can walk on his own from one end of the living room to the other. Not every time. Sometimes he gets it just right. I guess after grandma dropped him off, he got super pissed. So, and he's like, and he's like, all right, well, let's go outside. So they went out the front yard and hung out in the front yard, he calmed down. Remington and I got home. Remington does not like little people, apparently. Oh, he does not. Well, I should say he doesn't like them. He doesn't know what to do, he doesn't know what to do. That was like Alice. Alice never saw little people, and he was like, she was always super weird around. So he was you know barking and doing his huffing thing, and then of course, Asher was in his spot on the couch, so that didn't help either. So then, and uh you know, Remy's mom's holding a little a little person. So I'm like, fine, here might as well be a dog. And I I took Asher and then Remy jumped up and he's lap for a little bit, and then he's like, wait a minute, he's still on the couch. This is my couch. I finally said Remy outside. I put him outside because I'm like, but he was Asher was fighting going to sleep a lot. He did that all fucking day. He finally we uh I I tried to finally so you got like about what 20-minute nap with you guys? Uh yeah. He just woke up when I got home. So he we had him all afternoon, you know, didn't take a nap. We took him to Macy Cameron's girlfriend's graduation party. He fell asleep on the way there and plucked him out of the car seat, and he's still just unconscious. Picked him out carrying him. Julie goes, he's drilling on your shoulder. I'm like, of course he is. And he was out cold for maybe a half hour, woke up at the graduation party and was running around. And did you just say I drilling myself too? Yeah, well, and then we're they had some pretty awesome mac and cheese there, yeah, with their pulled pork, and he apparently loved that mac and cheese. So I just kept feeding it to him, and it was all over his mouth, and then he just kept using my shoulder to wipe his mouth off. Julie's like, your whole freaking shoulder and arm are disgusting right now. I'm like, I'm sure. She goes, You literally have cheese from your collarbone down to your elbow. I'm like, I'm sure I do. And he was sitting on the couch with my mother, you know what? It's fun for a little while, but I'm so glad we're past that. Yeah, fuck that shit. I nope. I'm with you. I will I will love having grandkids, but I'm not gonna when I'm gonna go do something, I'm going to do something. That's why I had kids early. Yeah. So I'm still I'm still pushing for no grandkids. I'm like, you don't need grandkids. You don't need you don't need to raise kids in this crazy world that we're in. That's you know, that's there's a lot to be said for that. Plus, I'm not watching little fuckers either. It's different once you got them and they're yours, they're your grandkids. Um I'm not saying it's not different, it's just I I I was the same about you guys were yeah, and then it's like the first time they set your own kid in your arms like, oh, oh yeah, this is cool. I don't want to find out anytime soon. And it's uh I mean the way you love your grandkids, it's way different than you love your own kids. I don't want to do anytime soon. Uh huh. I don't want to find out anytime soon. It'll happen when it's supposed to happen, is the way I figure. I mean we live in a great world. I'm just glad that prevent that shit forever. I am just glad that at 24 years old, my daughter still values my opinion and will call and ask me what I think about things, or her mom. I haven't heard back. So her and her mom discussed, and it was definitely the thought process was the same as what I had said, so we'll see where it goes from there. She I mean she's 24. She wants to buy a different vehicle. Fucking buy a different vehicle. Don't need my permission. You were getting that very smooth there, court. That's the game plan. Now you're making me want to do the same thing. We are so exciting. We are at 50 some minutes here, so that's crashing. We still gotta try and find something to talk about for another freaking hour-ish. Or we could wait and try a midweek or something. Just send the main out. I don't have any topic ideas. I don't either. I haven't even watching the news. Why would you? Nope. Do you someone be depressed? Uh what I quit keeping up with the news is when I got a lot happier. If I don't I've said this for a couple years now. If if KMCH don't talk about it in the morning or somebody doesn't tell me about it, I don't know what's going on and I don't care. I could not tell you how many times people are like, Did you hear about what happened? I got no fucking idea what you're talking about. I would I would appreciate it if somebody would give me a heads up, you know, if the Russians are parachuting into Montana or something. Or if the world's ending, because I won't know. I don't care. If the world's ending, don't tell me. I just unless it's happening over Manchester. I have no idea what's going on around the world. I would just like to, you know, know if we are being invaded. So I can't get home. I'm not on that part of TikTok. I don't even look at I don't even open my Snapchat or my TikTok anymore. I don't even know why I have them on my phone. Yeah, I mean, you don't even need TikTok because everybody puts it on Facebook Reels too. I hardly look at Facebook Reels. I I seriously would at this point I could get rid of Facebook other than I like scroll marketplace and send in sending cool shit to my friends to talk about. I shut off all my notifications on all of it. I shut my all my notifications off except for my text messages and my work stuff because I had to have to have that. I took work I took my work email off my phone. I don't have that luxury. Yeah. You could take it off your phone. I could, but then I have to check my fucking computer. Right. A lot more. And I'm at the point where piss. Well, you're you you I mean, once you're off the clock, you're off the clock. He's not, but they'll call you if it's important. Yeah, if it's super important, they'll call me. But sometimes it's nice just to be able to see what if there's anything that needs to be done. I used to think that too. And then it's like, well, I'm doing it, nobody ever gives shit, so I'm not gonna do it. If it can't wait till tomorrow, they'll let you know. Yeah, usually. I'm about ready to turn off the stone wheel one. Cause what was going on in the chats last night? Because I looked at it one time. So I said to shut all the it was like a hundred and some messages in there. I was like I haven't even clicked on it, shut it off. Which is ours or it wasn't an ours. The shop? Yeah. I just I don't like the little like it doesn't show up red on my thing. Yep, but then if I open Facebook to look at Marketplace, it does. Yeah. So I just click on it and then click out of it so that way it gets through that little red dot because that red dot annoys me. That's probably the reason I shut off. Like I took the email off, work email off that because I it does. It drives me nuts if I open my phone and it's got the little numbers by it that I whoa, you got three emails and you get. I ordered my stand for my hammock, but it's not over here till Tuesday now. Bastards. I can't wait because I'm gonna copy it. I'm gonna cheap. I'm gonna sleep in that bad boy. I'm like, the amount of money you paid for that buys some more parts for something. I've gotten to the point where I don't want a fucking other project. I don't want another project, I don't want to think about another project. I I don't want to touch another fucking project. I'm gonna pay someone to fucking do it. I'll send you a bill. How do you feel about projects right now, Corey? I don't like them. I told Chris earlier all he's gone next year. I'm gonna sell all the parts of the Jeep and just fucking sell it all. We done. No more projects. Sell the house? No, as is. Get what you get. If you don't want to pitch a fit, if you want to finish it, there's parts here and there's parts down the fucking road. How do you really feel, Court? That's where I'm at today. I'm not even wearing fucking shoes. I said fucking. No, he's like fully in Geyer. You guys see this. He's like full on either Subaru or Jeep person right now. European. He's got Jesus cruisers and socks with the nasty toes. No, his socks on. It's cold. I didn't want to tie shoes. So this the flippy fly or the Jesus cruisers right there. I'm like, I don't know where those. I didn't even know you had Jesus cruisers. Kelly bought them for me if we went to Mexico. Oh yeah, you you world traveler, you. Yep. Saw the Jeep parts and buy another trip to Mexico. There we go. There you go. Go for it. Get drunk and float in a pool. Tequila! That's why I'm gonna put a pool in my backyard, then I don't have to go to a fucking other country to do it. Uh Logan does have a box plate, does he? That'd be way easier than hauling quartz in. Anyways. Final words? Any wisdom? I do have I do have one that I uh you have wisdom? I do. I wrote it, I I put it in my notes so I would remember it. The first one I'm not gonna use yet because it does it just doesn't feel fitting for this. But this other one I saw last night, middle of the night, woke up was scrolling. And uh I don't even remember some some in one of them chicks that does farming. She had it posted. Oh, the one of Wisconsin, one of the ones in Wisconsin. The one that gets hammered in a tractor? I think so. She'd have been a fucking farmer. So this is this was her words of wisdom, and I thought I'd pass it on to everybody. Just remember, anything you do after drinking is not you, it's AI, alcohol intelligence. I saw that one too. I just about sent it on to everybody. I'm like, eh. I think one similar to that that said, like, anything that you do when you're drunk, you would do when you're sober. And then it's like, fuck you, Karen. I want to get drunk and run down the street naked, yelling fuck the police or something that sober. I don't remember what the exact words were, but it's like that's true. I mean, sometimes you might say things that you wouldn't say if you were sober, but you wanted to say, but like some of the stuff you do, you probably didn't want to do it. I've always said every I said, I always say everybody is more honest when they're I guess maybe you want to get drunk and run down the street or get stay sober run down the street naked. Um the Navy car that we talked about earlier was at roast and toast this morning because Gary, the guy I fixed the trailer for, he just posted pictures of it. What's roast and toast? That's the coffee shop in manager in Delhi. Roast and toast. Yeah, downtown Delhi. So now that now that we sent, we gave, you know, we gave them some props, we'll have to go get free coffee. Yeah. They can keep their fucking coffee. I'll send the wife with the wife have the coffee. Yeah, she didn't have the coffee. The coffee was a lifesaver Saturday morning. Saturday morning. Yeah. Was it good? Because I just dumped a bunch of coffee in there. If you put enough creamer and sugar in it, anything's good. That's why. Art told me it's six. Two and a half cups of coffee. And I opened up the coffee container and there was a half cup scooper in there. I'm like, two and a half cups. So I put two and a half cups in there. Which was correct. I checked with them afterwards. So I was like, I won after I started making, I'm like, I wonder if you meant like two and a half of those scoops. Because I mean, there was a lot of coffee in that thing. Sometime I wanted to try like quote unquote actual good coffee, not like the mass-produced stuff. Supposedly it's supposed to be a lot better. So I had heard not bitter. That's bitter. I don't like it. I've tried it a couple different times. Even with sugar and cream and all that crap in it, caramel and all the stuff. I'll do the one like Andrew has sometimes on the way to work just because it does kind of wake you up. But anyways, maybe you should try Irish coffee. Somebody put whiskey in it? Yes. Some Jameson in there. And get on with your day. Have my whiskey with the side with uh hold the coffee. Could do that too if you're a big boy. Just add them out and do. But you'll just go. That's not cool, right? It's not crown. That's probably what I'll say. It's not crown. Oh I think we're I don't even think we have any crown over there right now. And he hoards that stuff in the house. But with that, we love y'all. We'll try to do better next week. We'll try. I didn't say we'll do it. I just said we'll try. We'll do our best. You hear about snowmobile next week. You'll have something to talk about. No, I won't. Snowmobile. I am going to the least amount of meetings I can. I don't even want to be there. Tender your resignation. I really would like to, Jad. But I I told the get the the dad and his buddy that were here today. They're all going in, they're like, oh well, we'll see you sorry. I said, you know, you'll you might see me this weekend. I said, I might have to stay home with a dog. I don't have a sitter. I just I still love snowmobiling. The act of. Right. I'm just tired of all the organized bullshit. And I'm not gonna do it anymore. I'm just gonna I have some obligations that I said I would do, so I will see those through and then I'm see ya. Peace out, Girl Scout. Peace out. Hopefully by then I leave my sled up north. My fishing get a fishing boat, leave it up north, and just disappear up north when I need to. We'll catch y'all next week. Peace. And hopefully this is out on time. Maybe. Just send it. Just post it right now. Send. Uh that's what I do every week. Send it.